Asdfmovie10

Asdfmovie10 is the tenth installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on April Fool's Day 2017.

Script
(Guy is at the top of a building, strong winds)

Jacksepticeye/Jack: NOOOO!!! DON'T JUMP!!!

(Jack pulls out video camera)

Jack: Okay! Now jump!

*Funky music and title screen*

*static*

Man 1: You want a piece of me?!

Man 2: Yeah!

(Man 1 takes off a piece of his torso)

Man 1: Well, here you go then!

Man 2: Thanks!

(Man 2 walks away)

*static*

Mom: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?

Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Mom: Okay then...

(Mom pulls out gun)

Mom: Draw!

(gunfire)

*static*

Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!

(arrow hits the apple)

Sam: Yeeaa…!

(tree falls onto Sam)

*static*

3D Guy #1: Hey! What time is it?!

3D Guy #2: It's medication time!

(Gulp + 3D Guys turn back to normal + pop)

Guy #2: This is better.

*static*

Basketball: Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!

(Car Horn + Splat)

Basketball: *deep voice* Mmm... Good...

*static*

Snake Arms Girl: Heeey... I'm not like other girls. I have SNAKE ARMS.

(exposes snake arms to funkier music)

*static*

Guy: I'm sorry, Jim, but I'm gonna have to let you go.

Jim: No, please! (Zooms out, and Jim is revealed to be a balloon)

Guy: (Lets go of Jim)

Jim: NOOOOOOO!!! (floats away)

* static*

Near Boy: (points away) Is this you?

Far Boy: Yes!

Near Boy: Hello!

Far Boy: Hiii!

* static*

Man 1: Hey. Here comes that trains-gender guy.

I Like Trains Kid: (Off-screen) I like trains.

* both are hit by a train*

* static*

Kid: I wish I could fly!

Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)

Kid: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)

* static*

Sheep #1: ''♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep. I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. ♪''

* sheep #2 bleats*

* static*

Guy 1: You know what I hate? Child murderers.

Guy 2: Oh no! Here comes one now!

Child: (giggling) (chasing guy 1 and guy 2 with a blood-stained knife) I'm gonna getcha!

* static*

Diver: (jumps) Cannonballllll! (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)

Pirate: Yarrr! (Ship sinks + explosion)

* static*

Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) ''♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2) ♪''

* static*

Happy Father: My beautiful baby! This is the happiest day of my Life!

Lady: ''♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ♪''

(Happy Father accidentally drops the baby to clap his hands + baby splatter + clap clap)

* static*

(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)

Goggles Guy: Have you seen mah leymons? I want mah leymons.

* static*

Fat Guy: I don't wanna be fat anymore... (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)

* static*

Skateboarding Cow: ''♪ Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a- ♪''

Sheep: NO!!!

* static*

TomSka: Hey you! if you like asdfmovie you should probably buy an asdfmovie T-Shirt! I promise I won't spend your money on food! ...Nah, I'm totally gonna spend it on food.

Cast

 * Jacksepticeye
 * Dan And Phil
 * Eddie Bowley
 * Erin Breslin
 * Gabriel Brown
 * Luke Cutforth
 * I Like Trains
 * Chloe Dungate
 * Elliot Gough
 * Edd Gould (archival recording)
 * Rebecca Parham
 * TomSka
 * Mike and Jacob Trueman

Trivia

 * The "Is this you?" joke was written only hours before asdfmovie10's release, as TomSka only wanted to use the funny voice.
 * The "Child Murderers" joke was originally about Child Molesters, but TomSka changed the joke after deciding it might be going too far.
 * Ridgewell has stated that this is one of his least favourite asdfmovies because the jokes are too direct.
 * The 15th skit served as a teaser for the Beep Beep I'm A Sheep song.

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki