John

John is a single man who was cheated on by Honey when she went away with Butterfly. John is very unlucky as John is also cheated on by Honey as she sleeps with Marmite. He also crashes his car whilst looking for Marmites house. An interesting theory is that old man from the "you darn kids" skit is John when he is older as people knew he was unlucky and liked messing with him.