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You Fool!

 * Asdfmovie3: "You're dead to me, fool."
 * Asdfmovie6: "You lied to me, fool."

List of Skirts

 * Falling Down the Stairs
 * You Two Should Kiss
 * Baby Voice
 * Mine Turtle
 * Video Games
 * WARNING: LEDGE
 * Muffin Factory
 * Pony
 * Ducks
 * Mine Turtle 2
 * Hold this 2
 * Opposite Day
 * Mine Turtle 3
 * Random

Transcript
Johnny: Hey Bobby, play that one about falling down the stairs!

Bobby: Sure thing, Johnny!

(Bobby falls down the stairs and hits piano, piano plays sour note)

Johnny: I love it!

(Asdfmovie5 titles appear with music)

(static)

Girl: It's so beautiful out here.

Boy: Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon.

Moon: Hey, you two should kiss!

(static)

Doctor: Sir, it appears you have a very severe case of baby voice.

Man: Waaaaaaaah! Eughhh!

(static)

Friendly guy: Hello, Mine Turtle!

Mine Turtle: Hello! (Stupid man steps on turtle)

Stupid Man: Oh- (Explosion)

(static)

Gamer: Hey dude, D'ya wanna play some video games?

Buddy: No way dude, you always beat me!

Gamer: TELL NO ONE!!! (Gamer punching Buddy)

(static)

(Guy walks to the end of the ledge but floats off)

Guy: Oh, okay.

(static)

(Person is being hit by muffins)

Person: Oh man, you ever gonna run outta muffins?

Muffin Man: No, because I vork at ze muffin factory!

(static)

Boy: I wonder if my pony can fly.

(Pony flys up in the air)

Boy: Huh.

(static)

Narrator (TomSka): And now, ducks.

Duck 1: (After long silence) Quack!

Duck 2: I was just about to say that!

Duck 1: Are you serious?

Duck 2: Totally!

Duck 1: Ah, that is spooky!

Duck 2: We are so in sync!

(static)

Child: Mummy, mummy, look! A turtle!!

Mine Turtle: Hello! (Mine turtle jumps out if child's hands and explodes)

(static)

Guy 1: Here, hold this. (Sticks sword into Guy 2's stomach and walks away)

(static)

Bully: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Nerd: But... It's opposite day.

Bully: Oh no! (Bully punches himself in the face in the Shave and Haircut Style)

(static)

Angry man: Oh no, I am not stepping on you! (Car falls from sky on him and llama runs around screen)

Mine Turtle: Hello!

(Credits start, then pause)

Guy 1: D'ya ever get tired of being random?

(Guy 2 is seen, he has a beak instead of a mouth, Guy 1 gets back on screen, and he has a beak now)

Guy 1: Me neither.

(Credits end)

Skits
Punch Your Face

Standing Up School

Trumpet License

Knock, Knock

Carrots are Good for Your Eyesight

Choir Men

Puppy

DO THE FLOP

Burger

Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen

Magical Pony

Watch Guy

Girl Drawing

Don't Think About Cats

Here Comes the Aeroplane

Is Anybody Here A Doctor

Transcript
Bully: I'm going to punch your face! In the face!

Guy: Noooooooooooo-!

Guy's face: Nooooooooooo-!

(Bully punches Guy's face in the Shave and Haircut Style)

(asdfmovie6 intro and theme plays)

(static)

Teacher: Hello and welcome to standing up school. (A person falls over) And you fail.

​(static)

(Guy plays trumpet)

Panicked Man: You gotta help me, man!

Policeman: Hey, you got a license for that!?

Panicked Man: You'll never take me alive!

Trumpet player: You'll leave him alone!

(Trumpet player plays and Panicked Man appears to commit suicide)

​(static)

Door: Knock, knock!

Guy: Who's there?

(the Door hits the Guy)

Door: THE DOOR!

​(static)

Brainy Guy: Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

(Dumb Guy sticks two carrots in his eyes)

Dumb Guy: You lied to me, fool.

​(static)

Choir Man 1: Hello!

Choir Man 2: Hello!

Choir Man 3: Hello!

(4th Choir Man stepped on the Mine Turtle which is revealed)

Mine Turtle: Hello!

All Choir Men: OH NO!!!

(explosion)

​(static)

Posh Woman: Ooh, a puppy!

Posh Woman's husband: Oh! Careful, honey. He has a knife.

Puppy: A what? No, no I don't.

​(static)

LilDeuceDeuce: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

(everybody faceplants on the floor)

​(static)

Guy: Hello, burger!

Burger: I used to be a cow.

Guy: Oh.

​(static)

And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen from really far away.

Gibberish Guy: (Speaks Gibberish)

(explosion)

Other Guy: Apples!

​(static)

~He's a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical journey just for you and I!~

Army guy: Shoot it down.

(explosion)

​(static)

(guy looks at his watch)

Guy: I have no idea how to breathe.

​(static)

Dad: What are you drawing, honey?

Daughter: I'm drawing a bear!

(A bear eats her)

​(static)

Guy: Quick, don't think about cats!

(guy pukes out a load of cats)

​(static)

Mom: Here comes the aeroplane.

I Like Trains Kid: (inhales)

(airplane crashes into house)

(credits roll)

(guy chokes)

Mean Guy: Is anybody here a doctor?

Doctor: I am!

Mean Guy: Well, you're a nerd!

(choking guy dies and they hi-five each other)

(asdfmovie6 theme plays and ends with a static)