Asdfmovie4

Asdfmovie4 is the fourth episode in the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on September 2, 2011. There are a total of fifteen skits in this asdfmovie. The opening skit is "Do an Internet" and the closing skit is "Go to the Moon".

Cast and Crew
Writer and Director:


 * Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell

Animator:


 * Ben "Wonchop" Smallman
 * Chloe Dungate (Chair Illustration)

Music:


 * Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton

Voice Actors:


 * Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
 * Jack Howard
 * Dean Dobbs
 * John Patrick Douglass
 * Brock Baker
 * Arin Hanson
 * Robert Benfer
 * Edd Gould
 * Jamie Spicer Lewis
 * Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton

Transcript
 Do an Internet/Do a Book  Internet Kid: I'm gonna do an internet!

(Internet Kid presses a key on a keyboard, and a rainbow jets out of a PC)

Internet Kid: WOOOOOAH!

Reader Guy: Well I'm gonna do a book! (touches an open book, nothing happens) Aw...

(title screen with music)

(static)

 The Science Show 

All Singers, All Melodies and All Symphonies: (sings)'' ♪ The Science Show! ♪''

Guy: Pianos!

(A piano crashes on him and does a low note)

Guy: (muffled)

Guy 2: Who's idea was this?!

(static)

 Telephone Robbery 

(phone rings, guy picks it up, and gun pulls)

Robber: "This is a robbery."

(the dramatic "Dun dun dun dun!" could be heard)

(guy hangs up and walks away)

(static)

 Sandwich (Part 2) 

(Joey's friend and a different person are looking at each other, Joey gets out of his friend's mouth)

Joey's friend: Bleeeeech.

Bystander: Oh...

(static)

 Can't Skate Here 

Police Cop: Hey, kid, you can't skate here!

Skater: You can't tell me what to do!

(skater is blown up by a mine in a minefield)

(static)

 Wanna Be a Pie 

Billy: I wanna be a pie!

(shift to Billy as a pie in the oven)

Mom: Billy, no!

(static)

 Sarcastic Complement 

Snarky Guy: Nice hat.

Magician Man: Thanks!

Snarky Guy: I was being sarcastic.

Magician Man: Well, I stole your face!

(snarky guy slaps on his blank area where his face was)

(static)

 You Are a Chair 

Chair: (echoing off screen) Honey? Do you like my new shoes?

Harold: You are a chair, darling.

Chair: (yells louder) I can dream, Harold!

(static)

(time machine appears)

 Stegosaurus (Part 1) 

Time Traveler Guy: It worked! My time machine wo-- (gets stepped on by a brachiosaurus called Stegosaurus)

Stegosaurus: I am a stegosaurus!

(static)

 Shoot Me in the Face 

(suicidal guy rushes up to man)

Suicidal Guy: Quick! Shoot me in the face!

(other man whips out gun and fires)

(static)

 Mugged 

Mugger: You're gettin' mugged, kid!

Kid: (shaping hands into "guns") No, you're getting mugged!

Mugger: (drops his gun) AAHH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!

(static)

 Catch the Ball 

Father: Hey, son! Catch! (throws ball)

Son: Ok, dad! I'm going to catch it! I'm going to ca- (gets squashed by ball which never changed size to match perspective)

(static)

' Banana Fight! '

Man: Banana fight!

Police Cop: (off screen gunshot) NO!!!

(static)

' Throw the Cheese! '

Citizen 1: (spots a flying saucer) Alien attack!

Rebel: Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEESE!! (throws cheese at flying saucer)

(everyone stares)

Citizen 2: Yeah!

(credits roll with asdfmovie song in background)

' Why Wait? '

Daughter: When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!

Father: Why wait? (kicks his daughter into the sky)

Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

(credits continue)

Trivia

 * If you listen very closely at the end of "Throw the Cheese" skit, someone says "Yeah!"
 * Harold was reading a newspaper with the front page story saying Potato Found Dead which references the Die Potato trilogy.
 * This was the first asdfmovie to be animated by Ben Smallman, and the first to have music performed by Todd Bryanton.
 * The line "Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!" was heard on the Mine Turtle song.
 * The Internet Kid was formally named Leet by TomSka in a comment on this tumblr post.
 * The "Why wait" skit is not normally seen unless you are watching a asdfmovie1-[number here] collection or watch the credits.

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki