Asdfmovie3

Asdfmovie3 is the third video in the Asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on New Year's Eve 2010. The opening skit is "New Dog" and the closing skit is a mix between "I Like Trains" and "Die Potato".

Cast and Crew
Writer and Director:


 * Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
 * MarcSpastic1 (Writer only, "New Dog" joke)

Animator:


 * Jamie Spicer-Lewis

Music:


 * Matt Brinkworth (Intro)

Voice Actors:


 * Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
 * Edd Gould

Transcript
 New Dog 

Right-Hand Man: Hey, man. Look at my new dog.

Left-Hand Man: Oh, yeah? That's pretty cool. (looks down) Awwww! There's no dog there!

Right-Hand Man: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Left-Hand Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Both Men with constant Ohh's and Ahh's)

(asdfmovie3 intro)

(static)

' Who Ate This? '

Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?

Joey: I am your sandwich.

(Guy swallows Joey)

(static)

 Hold This 

Guy 1: Here, hold this.

(gives bomb to Guy 2)

(bomb almost explodes but Guy 1 gets it back before it can explode)

Guy 1: Thanks.

(static)

 Punching Your Salad (Part 1) 

(A Soon-to-be Salad Eater is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Puncher hits him knocking the salad out of his hand. He starts punching it)

Soon-to-be Salad Eater: What is wrong with you?! Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want thi--

(static)

 Screw Gravity 

Guy 1: Pffft. Screw gravity.

(floats away, guy 2 smiles)

(static)

 Goodbye, World 

(Jim pointing a gun to his head)

Jim: Goodbye, world.

Earth: Okay, Jim. I'll see you around. Where you going? (gunfire) AH! Oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!

(static)

 It Was Pain 

Man: (gasps) There's something on your face!

(punches other man in the face)

Man: IT WAS PAIN!

(static)

 Punching Your Salad (Part 2) 

Soon-to-be Salad Eater: Oh, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-

Salad Puncher: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

Soon-to-be Salad Eater: NAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

(static)

 Don't Touch That Cactus 

Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus.

(son is magnetized to cactus)

Father: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

(static)

 Baby On Fire 

Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

(Baby giggles)

Wife: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!

(static)

 Don't Pee on Me 

(there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Guy 1 starts to unzips his pants)

Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.

(static)

 Punching Your Salad (Part 3) 

(Salad Puncher and Soon-to-be Salad Eater's constant punches)

 New Camera 

Man 3: Hey, guys. Check out my new camera.

(fires gun at Man 1)

Man 3: Oh, wait. This isn't a camera.

(static)

 Die, Potato (Part 3)/I Like Trains (Part 5) 

Potato Killer: Die, Potato.

Potato: Nuuuuuuuu--

Ryan: I like trains.

Potato Killer: Oh no, no, no, wait-

(potato killer and potato get hit by train)

(I Like Trains Kid smiles)

(credits roll)

Trivia

 * The "Die Potato" skit is a continuation of the skits from episode 1 and 2 of the same name.
 * This is the final appearance of the I Like Trains Kid until asdfmovie6 (not counting his song appearances).
 * The "Salad" skit has 3 parts, all in this episode.
 * This episode marks the first of a few things:
 * The first episode to mention Jim.
 * The first episode to not have a skit during or after the credits.
 * The New Dog Skit appeared in the asdfmovie5 trailer.
 * This is the first video to have I Like Trains Kid show emotion, the second is the I Like Trains song, and the third being an image from the Muffin Time Kickstarter page.
 * This also marks the first time a multiple unit train is seen in the I Like Trains skits.
 * The "New Camera" joke is TomSka's favorite.
 * The "New Dog" joke was the winner of a contest. The skit was made by MarcSpastic1
 * The "Die Potato" skit from asdfmovie3 was mentioned in asdfmovie4 in a newspaper with the headline Potato found Dead.

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki