The perfect asdfmovie joke

The pefect asdfmovie joke is a single skit appearing at the end of TomSka's video What is the best asdfmovie joke?. This skit is claimed by Tom to be the most the perfect joke after calculating viewers' favorite skits and asdfmovie skit factors.

The skit makes a second appearance in asdfmovie13.

What is the best asdfmovie joke?
Boy: Hey little doggie!

 * Man falls from sky, crushing the Boy*

Man: *shocked* Oh no! ...

Man: I'm still alive.

* Man pulls gun, aims gun towards his open mouth*

 * gunshot*

 * Doggie is shocked*

asdfmovie13
*two girls playing pattycake*

Guy: aaaaAAAA-

*guy lands on one girl*

Guy: Oh no!

Guy: *annoyed* I'm still alive.

*guy shoots himself*

*other girl is splatted by blood*

Trivia

 * The skit's second appearance insinuates the first suicide attempt with the gunshot was unsuccessful.
 * The character that attempts suicide is voiced by Tom Scott.