User:BaconMahBoi

Hey, I'm Mr Pookie. I have watched every Asdfmovie.

Facts about me

 * I love kicking people's butts.
 * Hi Mr Pookie!  You are my  worst enemy you stupid poop    best friend!
 * Go to  hell  my house for a surprise!
 * I like food.
 * I saw The Lego Movie on the 13th of February 2014.
 * Get  a life  some candy, it's delicous!
 * WOO! MISS SIMIAN'S RETIRED!!!!
 * I'M SINGLE, LAAAAAAAADIES
 * If there was a such thing as a male who hates football, I'm one.
 * Umm... errr... must think of another fact..... banana.
 * There was this time where me and my dad had drove home. When we got in, 1 minute later a guy knocked on our door. I answered it. He was naked. He did nothing but tell me to take off my clothes so I threw my brother's shirt at the guy and told him to put some clothes on.
 * I once kissed my own butt.
 * I'm a male.
 * I'm not a female.