Asdfmovie11

Asdfmovie11 is the eleventh installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2018.

Voice actors

 * Jaiden Kiyomi Dittfach
 * Alex Bertie
 * Thomas Ridgewell
 * Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate
 * Elliot ‘ElliotExplicit’ Gough
 * Matt Ley
 * Adam Ortiz
 * Rebecca Parham
 * Sammy Paul
 * Robert James Rallison (As Doctor... Of Psychology)

Transcript
Girl: I want an Ice Cream!

Man: What's the magic word?

Girl: *turns into a demon*

Needicus Ice Creamicus Girl: Sucimaerc Eci Sucideen!

(Man turns into an Ice Cream cone as Girl takes it and licks it)

(the title theme plays)

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Man: Hey Man, the 80s Called, they want YOU DEAD. *starts shooting Man 2*

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Man: I'M FEELING CAR SICK! *vomits a car with the license plate 1CH PWN, killing the man next to him)

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Woman: Aw... Babies grow up so fast.

Pregnant Woman: THEY DO!!!??? *explodes*

Kid: Hello! I have been Born!

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Judge: I sentence you to... JAZZ!

Woman: NOOOOOO- *judge places trumpet in her mouth*

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Man: Hey, pull my finger!

(Man 2 grabs Man's finger and it extends)

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Man: *crying*

Man 2: Aw, come on. Boys don't cry!

(Mans breasts pop out)

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Man: OH NO! A GIANT B!

(camera zooms out to reveal a giant letter 'B' then a massive bumblebee flies in and eats Man)

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Doctor: I'm afraid you have one year to live.

Man: OH YEAH? *shoots himself*

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Man: Hey, your girlfriend. (deep voice) she single?

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Cop: Sir, is this your car?

Man: Nope, It's yours!

(The Driver turns out to be in the Police Car and drives away)

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Announcer speaker box: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

(a hand pushes the button and the person moans)

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Man: BOO! (chuckles) Made you jump!

(It is revealed that Man scared Man 2 into jumping off of a building)

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Jerry: Hey, baby. You looking fine.

Baby: Hey, thanks, Jerry, you too.

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Man: I am going to open this door!

(Man opens the door, in which butt appears and farts very loudly and rips off his skin, then his flesh, and his skull's mouth opens)

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Magician: What's that behind your ear? (reaches behind the girl's ear and gasps) It's a hearing aid!

Girl (echoing): What?

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Woman: I... I love you, but...

(butt farts loudly and kills her)

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(Man has a knife in his chest)

Doctor: Don't worry! I'm a doctor... of psychology! *writes on a pad* So how does that make you feel?

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Narrator: And now... the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy. Man: (cameras clicking) Oh wow. Thank you SOOO much.

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Mom: Happy 10th Birthday!

Kid: But... BUT! BUT!!! *holds up a book called 'Stabby Princess III'* This isn't what I wanted!

(Butt appears in the form of Mom's head and farts loudly in the exact same way as it's prior two victims)

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Trivia

 * TomSka has related part of his desire to make this installment is to make up for what he believes are Asdfmovie10's low-quality jokes, which he feels are not up to the series' standards: most of the jokes from asdfmovie8 and on have used more wordplay than the non-sequitur humor he normally employs.
 * However, the coincidental quality pattern in which even is better than odd is what he worries about.
 * The same car in Asdfmovie10 that hit Suzie is vomited by the man who feels carsick.
 * The girl in the ice cream skit that transformed into a demon said "Needicus Ice Creamicus!" in reverse.
 * This was made for the 10 year anniversary of the first asdfmovie.

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki