Mine Turtle (Song)

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Mine Turtle (Song) is a song performed by Todd Bryanton (with Tomska as Mine Turtle and Cop, Brock Baker as Guy Throwing Cheese, Robert Bender as Stegosaurus). It includes Mine Turtle from asdfmovie5 into many asdfmovie series scenes that he could have made sense in.

The video was uploaded to YouTube on June 22, 2012.

Backstory
In the song, the singer tells the backstory of his turtle (Mine Turtle). He came from a petting zoo where there was a drunk man named Tom (TomSka). He was doing 'drunk science', and created the first turtle bomb.

Lyrics

 * "Hello!"
 * MINE TURTLE
 * MINE TURTLE
 * THE MINE TURTLE ("Hello!")
 * MINE TURTLE


 * Mine Turtle's on the road The llama whipping by.
 * Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavored pie.
 * Skater Kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
 * Watch out! When Mine Turtle says "Hello" to you.
 * MINE TURTLE
 * MINE TURTLE
 * THE MINE TURTLE ("Hello!")
 * MINE TURTLE
 * MINE TURTLE


 * Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
 * Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
 * Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
 * Fought the aliens!


 * "Throoooww the cheeeese!"


 * He stole alien technology and built a time machine.
 * Went back in time to 100 million B.C.
 * The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
 * "Technically I'm a tortoise."


 * "I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"


 * MINE TURTLE
 * MINE TURTLE (HE IS THE, HE IS)
 * THE MINE TURTLE ("Hello!")
 * MINE TURTLE


 * Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
 * In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
 * He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
 * And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
 * The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.


 * "LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"


 * "Wait, no he doesn't.."


 * MINE TURTLE
 * MINE TURTLE
 * THE MINE TURTLE ("Hello!")
 * MINE TURTLE

(double chorus)

Trivia
This video includes characters and elements from skits in other Asdfmovie episodes:

List:

 * 1) Driving Llama from Asdfmovie2
 * 2) Pie Flavored Pie from Asdfmovie2
 * 3) Skater from Asdfmovie4
 * 4) Cop from Asdfmovie4
 * 5) Gun Toting Potato from Asdfmovie2
 * 6) I Like Trains Kid from Asdfmovie2, Asdfmovie3
 * 7) Desmond the Moon Bear from Asdfmovie2
 * 8) Flying saucer from Asdfmovie4
 * 9) Moon from Asdfmovie5
 * 10) Time Machine from Asdfmovie4
 * 11) Stegosaurus from Asdfmovie4
 * 12) Got Your Nose Asdfmovie
 * 13) Gullible on the Ceiling from Asdfmovie2
 * 14) New Dog from Asdfmovie3
 * 15) Internet Kid from Asdfmovie4
 * 16) Pointless Button from Asdfmovie
 * 17) Bobby Falling Down the Stairs from Asdfmovie5
 * 18) Muffin Man from Asdfmovie5
 * 19) Robbery from Asdfmovie4
 * 20) Rainbow Vomit from Asdfmovie2
 * 21) Tom's Eddsworld counterpart in the photo where Mine Turtle is in Cairo.