Asdfmovie

asdfmovie (commonly referred to as asdfmovie1) is the first and earliest installment of the hit web series of the same name, and was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2008. It was created by TomSka, along with the rest of the series. The skit "Got Your Nose" was the opening skit, while the skit "Who's Gay" is the closing skit.

Transcript
Got Your Nose

(Baby Giggling)

(Man pretends to takes the baby's nose)

Man: Got your nose!

(Baby giggles in interest) Officer: (kicks down door) Look out! He's got a nose!

(the officer fires his gun)

Title Sequence

(Title theme plays)

(static)

My Tie is Evil

Man 1: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee!

(Man 2 backs away suspiciously)

Man 1: Please don't hurt me...

Tie: (Sinister laugh)

(static)

Hello, Parking Meter

Man: Hello, parking meter!

Parking Meter: Hello!

(Man becomes surprised.)

(static)

Smell My Flower

Man 1: Heh. Hey guy. Hey. smell my flower.

Man 2: (guy sniffs flower) Mmmmmmm.

(A monster comes out of Man 1's torso)

Man 2: LOL!

(static)

Pointless Button

(A Man presses a button labeled as the "Pointless Button")

Man: Hmm.

(static)

Level Up

Guy: Hey man. (gets punched in the face) Aw! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Announcer: Level Up!

(static)

Tree Powers

Woman: Somebody help me! I'm being robbed!

Hero: I'll save you! Tree powers, Activate!

(The hero transforms into a detailed pencil sketch of a tree.)

(static)

Die Potato

Potato killer: Die potato. Potato: Noooooo-

squelch*

(static)

Cake Murder

Man: Mmmm. Yum.

(cuts the cake)

Cake: ''AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!''

Man: NOOOOOOO!!

Cake: ''Aahh!! The pain! It's unbearable!''

Man: What have I done?!

Cake: Aahhh!! Tell my children I love them!

Cupcakes: DADDY!!

Cake: Aagghhh! (cake falls on the side of table)

Man: NOOOOOOO!!!

Cupcakes: NOOOOOOO!!!

squelch*

Ending Credits

(ending credits play)

 Gay (Part 1) 

Man 1: Hey. You know who's gay? You.

(Man 2 stabs Man 1 with a knife) Man 1: Aw, come on!

Ending Credits

(credits continue)

Cast And Crew
Director:


 * Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell

Writers and Voice Actors:


 * Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell (uncredited)
 * Christopher Bingham (uncredited)

Animators:


 * James Cunningham
 * PivotRJ

Music:


 * Alexander "Binärpilot" Støver

Behind the Scenes
The reason for the animation being cut off on the sides in the opening skit is due to YouTube's video size transitioning from 4:3 to 16:9 just after this scene was animated: TomSka had to contact James Cunningham to fix the shot.

Other wikis

 * TomSka Wiki entry