Asdfmovie12: deleted scenes

asdfmovie12: deleted scenes is a collection of skits that never made it into asdfmovie12 released on September 12, 2019.

Transcript
(Guy 1 shoots a bullet towards Guy 2. It looks like Guy 3 was about to take the bullet for Guy 2, but it's revealed that Guy 3 was going to hide behind him.)

Guy 3: Phew. I almost got shot.

(intro plays)

* Static*

Wife: Hey, could you hold my baby? (accidentally drops baby)

Husband: Oh, apparently not.

* Static*

Guy: *gasps* Oh no! I'm late!

* Static*

Cop: Boss, what are we gonna do about all these gangsters?

Boss: Don't worry. We got a man on the inside.

(cut to Skateboard Cow passing through the gangsters.)

Skateboard Cow: Hello. Yes, I am real man. I love to do the crime.

* Static*

* Two dogs shout their names out repeatedly.*

* Static*

(Camera zooms out revealing that a man is holding an umbrella in his bathtub.)

Guy: My brain is big and smart.

* Static*

Steve: Oh god... Duck!

Duck: Oh god... Steve!

Steve: How you've been, man?

(Duck quacks)

* Static*

Woman: I'm not racist, but...

Butt: Okay.

* Static*

(Duck 1 walks by Duck 2 with shoes on)

Bird 2: That ain't right.

* Static*

Guy 1: Watch out for that kitten!

Guy 2: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

(Kitty's car bumps into a guy.)

Kitty: Meow!

Trivia

 * This marks the return of the Skateboard Cow and Butt.
 * Butt was originally going to be in asdfmovie12.