Asdfmovie6

Asdfmovie6 is the sixth movie in the Asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on February 9, 2013. It also features the first appearance of the Do The Flop Guy. The opening skit is "Punch You in the Face" and the closing skit is "Is Anyone a Doctor?"

Voice Actors

 * Bernard Duke as Face Puncher
 * TomSka as Mine Turtle / Burger / Guy Who Jams Carrots in His Eyes
 * Jason Steele as Puppy
 * Chole Dungate as Mother
 * Michael Stevens as Guy Talking About Carrots
 * Dean Dobbs as Guy Getting Punched
 * Brock Baker as Cop
 * Todd Bryanton as Do The Flop Guy
 * Sean Klitzner

Transcript
Serious Guy: I'm going to punch your face!

(Extreme music, with Victim's scared face)

Serious Guy: (slowly) IN THE FAACE.

Victim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Face of victim’s face: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH- (gets punched)

(asdfmovie6 title screen music playing)

(static)

Teacher: Hello, and welcome to Standing Up School. (One student falls) Aaand you failed. (points stick at the student who fell)

(static)

(Guy plays trumpet)

Policeman: Hey, you got a license for that?

Guy: You'll never take me alive!

(blows trumpet into his ear, like shooting himself with a gun, killing himself)

(static)

Door: (muffled) Knock, knock!

Man: Who's there?

Door: (slamming open on the man) The door!

(static)

Guy 1: Hey, did you know that carrots are good in your eyesight?

(Guy 2 sticks carrots in his eyes)

Guy 2: (deep voice) You lied to me.

(static)

Singer 1: ♪ ''Hello... ♪''

Singer 2: ♪ Hello...♪

Singer 3: ♪ Hello...♪

(Singer 4 steps on Mine Turtle)

Mine Turtle: Hello!

All Singers: ♪ Oh, no! ♪

(Mine Turtle and singers explode)

(static)

Woman: Ooh, a puppy!

Man: Oh, careful honey. He has a knife.

Dog: Eeh, what? No! No I don't!

(static)

Do the Flop Guy: (slides into crowd) Everybody do the flop!!

(everybody flops face first on the ground)

​(static)

Guy (offscreen): Hello, burger!

Burger: I used to be a cow.

Guy (Offscreen): Oh!

​(static)

Narrator: 'And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen. From really far away.'

Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Hey, do you have a menu?

(Banjo and Other Guy 2 explodes in volume 3)

Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Apples!

​(static)

Singers (singing): ♪ He's a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical journey just for you and I- ♪

Army Guy 1: Shoot him down.

(Army Guy 2 fires cannon at pony)

(Magical Pony explodes)

​(static)

(Man looks at his watch)

Man: I have no idea how to breathe.

​(static)

Dad: What are you drawing, honey?

Daughter: I'm drawing a bear! (Is revealed to be drawing the bear on a bear)

Bear: Nom.

​(static)

Guy 1: Quick, don't think about cats!

(Guy 2 pukes out lots of cats)

​(static)

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Baby: (opens mouth)

(airplane crashes into a house, both died)

(credits roll)

(Stupid 2 choked)

Stupid 1: Is anybody here a doctor?

Doctor: I am!

Stupid 1: Well, you're a nerd!

(Stupid 2 died and hi-five with Stupid 1)

(credits roll continue)

Trivia

 * Mine Turtle returns in the "Hello" sketch.
 * This has the most views and likes in all asdfmovies which is over 200,000 likes and over 13,000,000 views!
 * The Three Stooges' "Hello" chord was featured in this asdfmovie.
 * The Pony skit form asdfmovie5 returns in this episode.
 * The baby in the second to the last skit is most likely Ryan.
 * This is the first asdfmovie where the thumbnail doesn't feature a character that either appears in the most skits or the first skit. Do The Flop Guy has only appeared in one skit.
 * He does appear in a skit in asdfmovie7 and is in a music video, but those were made after the release of asdfmovie6.

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki