Asdfmovie9

Asdfmovie9 is the 9th installment of the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 7, 2015 and it is directed to TomSka.

Voice Actors

 * Chloe Dungate
 * Mark Fischbach (as David)
 * Dodie Clark
 * Phil Lester
 * Dan Howell
 * TomSka
 * Todd Bryanton
 * Edd Gould (archived audio)
 * Unknown Person (i Like Trains Kid)
 * Mascusi

Transcript
Mom: Jimmy. Take out the dog. Jimmy: (puts on a pair of glasses) Yes, mother. (shoots the dog) Mom: For a walk, Jimmy! (title screen) (static) Steven: ''(singing) ♪ It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode! ♪'' Guy: Hey, Steven! Steven (in a low pitched voice): What have you done? (explodes) (static) Woman: Aw, what's his name? Dog: His name is David. (beat) David: Hello! I am David. (static) Little Boy: Can Susie come out to play? Mother: Sure! (Susie bursts out of the mother's uterus) Little Boy and Susy: Yaaaay! (runs off) (static) Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry! Dad: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad! Hungry: Why did you name me this way? (static) Mugger: (Points gun) You're gonna die! Mr. Suicide: We're all gonna die. (the mugger thinks, then lowers his gun looking sad) (static) Girl: Ooh, a butterfly! John: Honey, no! Girl: (carried away by a butterfly) Wheeeee! Butterfly: She's mine now, John. (static) Guy 1: Are you hungry? Guy 2: No, I'm crazy! (Man is revealed to be talking to a cactus) (static) (still shot of stairs) Guy: Whoops! (Guy is seen tumbling up the stairs) (static) Guy: Excuse me, are you going to eat that? Baby: Beh. Woman: No. You can have it! Guy: Thank you! (takes the baby and leaves) (static) (A guy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it) Ryan / I Like Trains Kid: I like trains. (The aforementioned guy is hit by a train coming out of the phone) (static) (a pole-valuter runs down the track, and jams the pole in the ground before being impaled by a knight on a horse) (static) Girl: Honey, I'm pregnant! (she is revealed to be talking to a lady) Girl: I can explain. (static) Mother: I think we should just be friends. (leaves him) Guy: Mother? (static) Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does?

(presses a button)

Guy: Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.

(static) Guy 1: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad? Guy 2: Sure! (Guy 1 is gone) Guy 2: Hehe, (zooms in) comedy. (end screen) (static)

Trivia

 * This marks the return of the I Like Trains skit last uses in Asdfmovie3.

Behind the Scenes
TomSka cites his parents' marriage falling apart as part of the reason behind the parent abandonment jokes in this particular installment.

Staff

 * Animator: Ben Smallman
 * Directed and Written by Tomska
 * Music by Todd Bryanton
 * Film Editor: Elliot Gould

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki