Asdfmovie13

Asdfmovie13 is the thirteenth installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on October 26, 2020. The opening skit is "High Five-Hundred" and the closing skit is "What's a Nose?"

Voice Actors

 * Chris Alex
 * Chris Bingham
 * Eddie Bowley
 * Rik Bowley
 * Anna Brisbin
 * Todd Bryanton
 * Chloe Dungate
 * Brian David Gilbert
 * Stefan Johnson
 * Daniel J Layton
 * Phil Lester
 * Thomas Ridgewell

Transcript
Guy 1: High five!-

* slap*

Guy 1: *deep voice* -hundred!

Guy 2: NOOOOO!!!! *repeated slapping*

* upbeat intro*

* static*

Baby: Da- da-

Baby: *seductive voice* Daddy.

Guy: Oh.

* static*

Judge: Well, hey marshmallow man!

Marshmallow: Hi there!

Judge: How do you plead?

Marshmallow: Guilty!!!

* gavel hits marshmallow*

* static*

Cop: Come out with your hands up!

Guy: I'm gay!

* static*

Guy 1: Hey, about your new girlfriend...

* horse sniffs*

Guy 2: What about her?

Guy 1: She's uhhhh... Punching my horse.

* girlfriend punches horse*

Girlfriend: You've got too many legs!

* static*

Kid: Where do babies come from?

Mother: Baby gun!

Kid: What?

* mother shoots baby at kid's face*

* baby giggles*

* static*

Guy: ''♪ Hey Mr. Goose, whatcha doing with that noose? ♪''

* neck snap*

* goose honks*

* gasp*

* static*

Fat Guy: I love you...

Refrigerator: I have a boyfriend!

* refrigerator flops out of screen*

* static*

* two girls playing pattycake*

Guy: aaaaAAAA-

* guy lands on one girl*

Guy: Oh no!

Guy: I'm still alive!

* guy shoots himself*

* static*

* kid kicking ball*

Dad: That's my boy!

* kid kicks ball into sky*

Dad: No, my boy!

Ball: Father, help!

* static*

Guy 1: What's for dinner?

* Guy 2 pulls out machine gun*

Guy 1: My favorite!

* Guy 2 shoots things, Guy 1 eats them*

* static*

Dougal Flopguy: Let's get this party started!

Girl: This is a slumber party...

Dougal Flopguy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

* flops on DJ stand and snores*

* static*

Dad: Hello, son!

Sun: Hello!

* dad melts, showing bones*

* static*

Guy 1: Are you ready to die?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: Then I'll come back later!

* static*

Woman: Aww... What kind of dog is he?

Guy: He's French.

Dog: Woeüf!

* static*

Girl: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you!

Doctor: Aww...

* heart rate monitor beeping*

Doctor: You're not gonna grow up.

* static*

* guy sneezes, woman comes out of guy*

Woman: I'm free!

* static*

Cop: We've got you on camera!

Guy: Well I got you... flowers!

* cop blushes*

Cop: Uhhh...

* static*

Guy: ''♪ C'mon, everybody, do the whale dance! ♪''

* whale lands on guy*

* whale bellows*

* static*

* baby drawing and cooing*

* guy takes paper from baby and looks at it*

Guy: Oh my god!

Guy: You're an idiot!

* baby coos*

* static*

* Muffin Time Ad*

Narrator: Muffin Time, the asdfmovie themed card game, is out now!

* guy screams and runs away*

Narrator: Collect and play Action, Counter, and Trap cards to battle your friends in a chaotic game of luck and wits!

Narrator: But with over 100 unique cards in each box, anything can, and probably will, happen!

Narrator: Find out where you can get Muffin Time at muffintimegame.com!

* end of ad*

* kid giggles*

* guy pretends to take kid's nose*

Guy: Got your nose!

Kid: What's a nose?

Guy: I don't know...

* static*

* ending plays*

Trivia

 * This is the first asdfmovie since asdfmovie4 to introduce a new animation style.
 * The very first asdfmovie sketch returns at the end with a twist.
 * Chris Bingham returns to provide voices to asdfmovie for the first time since asdfmovie5 (Bing's absence was due to a falling out he had with Tom that was only recently rekindled).
 * 2 scenes References Both Asdfmovie9 and Asdfmovie4.
 * This is the second asdfmovie where the thumbnail doesn't feature a character that either appears in the most skits or the first skit, the first was Asdfmovie6. Criminal Marshmallow only appears for only one and then he is killed by a judge's gavel.
 * Dougal Flopguy returns in one of the skits.