Ultrasdf

This includes content that's FANON. ultrasdf is a YouTube Poop version of multiple asdfmovie skits. Published by RemSlyPro, it was released on April 29th, 2015.

I Got Pie
Guy: Hey, what'd you get for your birthday?

Birthday Guy: I got pie!

Guy: Hahahaha!

(Birthday Guy rapidly distorts)

Birthday Guy: Hnnnnnggggghhh..

Guy: AAAAAAAH! (shift to Birthday Guy as a pie in the oven) That is weird.

(static)

Mr. Burger
Burger: Hey, Joey! You wanna eat me?!

Joey: No thanks, Mr. Burger!

Burger: But I wanna die!

(static)

Wrong Lever
(Guy pulls a light switch and falls in a hole)

Guy: AAAAAAAH! That is weird.

(static)

You suck at this game!
Girl 1: (holding a knife) Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?

Girl 2: Sure!

(Girl 2 gets stabbed)

Girl 1: Man, you suck at this game!

Robbery
(phone rings, guy picks it up, and gun pulls)

Robber: "This is a robbery."

(guy hangs up)

Guy: AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Llama
Man: Haha! They said I could never teach llama to drive!

Llama: BAAAAAAAAA--

Man: No, Llama, Nooo!

(The Llama flies off a cliff.)

(static)

Mine Turtle
Guy: Hello, Mine Turtle.

Mine Turtle: Hello!

Man: Oh no, I am NOT stepping on you.

(Car crashes and llama runs around screen and chases the other guy)

Explosive Button
(guy presses a button labeled the "Explosive")

(Guy 1 and Guy 2 explodes in volume 3 after guy presses the button)

Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Apples!

The Burger
Guy 1: Hello, burger!

Burger: I used to be a pie!

Guy 2: Oh, boy! What flavor?

Burger: Pie flavor.

(a pie pops out of the burger's head)

Guys 1 and 2: Oh!

Headshot
Man 1: Hey, you want a banana? (gets shot)

Man 2: Headshot!

Here comes the aeroplane
Mom: Here comes the aeroplane!

Fat Guy: Oh, I'm so full!

The 'funniest' thing you've ever seen
Fat Guy: Oh, I'm so full!

Guy: Your-(Fat Guy explodes)-FAT!

Punch your dog
Angry Guy: I'm going to punch your dog!

Guy: (punches the angry guy) TELL NO ONE!

All faces stolen
Guy: Nice hat!

Hat Guy: Thanks!

Guy: I was being sarcastic.

Hat Guy: Well, I stole all faces!

(Guy becomes faceless and facepalms)

(Hat Guy becomes faceless and facepalms)

(static)

(More guys become faceless and facepalm)

Super throw
Father: Hey, son, catch!

(Son tries to catch the ball)

(static)

Desmond the Moon Bear

Desmond: How did I get-(gets squashed by father's ball)

Dead Orphans
Man 1: The orphans! They're all dead! What kind of man would do this?!

(scene shows dead orphans)

Man 2: I did!

(Man 1 is surprised)

(Cop starts shooting the Man)

Who's Gay? You.
Guy 1: Hey, you know who's GAY? YOU!!

(Guy 2 starts beating up the other guy)

(Screen shows a text saying 'scene missing')

Guy 1: What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't-what is happening? Why would you do this? I cant-

Mirror behind the door
Mirror: (Behind the door) Knock, knock!

Man: Who's there?

Mirror: (slams door on the man) A MIRROR!

Backstories (ASDF 2)
Man: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!

Doctor: When did this all start?

Man: Well, AAAAAAAAAA-

Breaking People's Necks Again
Larry: What's going on, guys?

Man: Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks.

Larry: (Breaks a person's neck) What are you talking about?

Man: This intervention.

Larry: (realizes what he just did) Ah! Aah! (drops the dead person) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (runs away)

Broken time machine
(Time machine appears)

Man: Aw, crap!

(Time machine disappears and reappears again)

Man: It worked!

(Time machine turns into the blue crash screen of doom)

Man: Ah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Harold hit by train
Harold: What are you up to, son?

Ryan: I like trains.

Harold: Haha! Yes, you do.

(short and awkward pause)

(Harold is hit by train)

Carrots are 'good' for you
Man 1: Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

Man 2: (puts carrots in his eyes) Ah, what the hell is wrong with you?

Die Potato but it's Opposite Day
(Man points at potato)

Man: Die, Potato!

Potato: Noooo! But it's opposite day.

Man: Oh NOOOOOOO!

(Potato shoots at the man)

(Tombstone says R.I.P On Opposite Day)

Aliens destroy the people
Citizen 1: (spots a flying saucer) Alien attack!

Conspiracy Theorist: Oh, no! Giant flying SHEE- (gets blasted)

(Other citizens run off)

Rebel: Throw the cheese! (starts throwing cheese at flying saucer and almost gets blasted)

(Cops try shooting the flying saucer)

Man: From really far away.

Army Man 1: Shoot it down.

(Army Man 2 blasts the flying saucer with a cannon)

(Another Citizen looks up, the flying saucer passes ducks, and crashes)

Citizen 9: Yea!

Citizen 10: Those are clouds.

(The one in the flying saucer is revealed to be Marmite)

Citizen 8: MARMITE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Bully hit by train
Bully: I'm going to punch you in the face!

Ryan: I like trains.

Bully: NO! (gets hit by train)

Save Me SuperGuy
Victim: Save me, SuperGuy!

SuperGuy: No.

Tree Powers
(This continues the last skit)

Die Potato/Mine Turtle
Potato Killer: Die, Potato!!!!!

Potato: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Man: EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Potato: NOOOOOOOOOO---

(Potato hits Mine Turtle)

Don't Think About...
Guy 1: Quick, don't think about

(Guy 2

Turn that Frown Up
Guy: Hey, buddy! Turn that frown up!

Friend: Okay! (keeps spinning his head and it eventually comes off)

New Dog
Man 1: Hey man! Look at my new dog!

Man 2: Oh yeah? There's no dog!

It's You
Teenager: Who parked my car...on their sandwich?!

Father (singing): ''♪ It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! ♪''

Dougall Flopguy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

Teenager: OOOOYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH-

(explodes)

Desmond on TV
(Desmond the Moon Bear is being shown on a hologram TV)

(Desmond the Moon Bear intro music playing with a flute, some drums and every music)

Singers: ''♪ DESMOND THE MOON BEAR! ♪''

(The little girl smiles.)

(Desmond's skeleton on the moon is shown)

Screen: The End.

Little girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Finale
Both (offscreen): WOOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

(dog panting)

Owner: You're adopted!

The End Button
(Man 1 is about to press a button labeled "THE END BUTTON")

Man 2: You can.

(Man 1 presses the button)

Man 3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Man 4: You're a diiiiiiiiiiiiiick--

Man 5: You've killed us all!

Man 1: Hm.

(Grave reads R.I.P for Everyasdf)

Trivia

 * In skits, the grave says R.I.P 2010-2010, even though it should've said R.I.P 2010-2015.
 * On the official video by RemSlyPro, if you look in the comments, the first comment is by TomSka, and it says 'This is the greatest thing I have ever seen'.