Die Potato

Die Potato is a recurring sketch appearing in asdfmovie, asdfmovie2, and asdfmovie3, as well as several of the asdfmovie songs.

Asdfmovie
Man points at potato.

Man: Die, Potato!

Potato: Noooo!

Splat.

Asdfmovie2
Man points at potato.

Man: Die, Potato!

Potato With Shades: (pulls out gun) Not today!

Man gasps.

Asdfmovie3
Man points at potato.

Man: Die, Potato!

Potato: Noooo!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Man: Oh no no no no no wait -!

''Train hits Man and Potato. The I Like Trains Kid smiles.''

Asdfmovie4
The newspaper that Harold reads has the headlines saying "POTATO FOUND DEAD", a reference to the recurring sketch.

Other appearances
The potato also appeared in the Mine Turtle, the Everybody Do The Flop music video, and "THE MUFFIN SONG". In the later, he takes the role of the generic character who baked a pie in the I Baked You a Pie skit, while still retaining his usual role. He performs the "Pie, pie, pie," line in the chorus.