Asdfmovie8

Asdfmovie8 is the eighth episode of Asdfmovie. It was uploaded to YouTube on October 10, 2014.

Voice Actors

 * Joel Berghult as Singer
 * Chloe Dungate as Mother, Customer and Zelda
 * Eddie Bowley as Guy Asking For Time
 * Alison Bowley as Timmy's Date and Woman Talking About Boyfriend 1
 * Sam Lavagnino as Mr. Muffin
 * Kylie Minogue as Waitress (yes, that Kylie Minogue)
 * Hazel Hayes as Woman Talking About Boyfriend 2
 * Mark Fischbach (markiplier) as Man Afraid of Sheep and Man Looking at Babies
 * Felix Kjellberg (pewdiepie) as Lonely Guy and Magician
 * Tomska as Baby, Cow, Man Afraid of Backstories, Doctor, Guy with Time, Alan, Alan's Friend, Man Who Points Out the Clouds, Eddie, Dog Owner, Old Man, Man Who Refuses a Magic Trick, Man Upset About Orphans and Narrator

Transcript
Singer: ''♪ Dear, baby! I love you, baby! ♪''

Woman: Stay away from my baby!

Baby: *unnaturally deep voice* But mother, I love him.

(asdfmovie8 title screen)

(static)

Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.

Doctor: When did this all start?

Patient: Well... *zooming on his face* AAAAAAHHHHH--

(static)

Random guy: Hey! What time is it?!

Mr. Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.

(awkward silence)

Mr. Muffin: ...SOMEBODY KILL ME!!

(static)

Waitress: Miss, you need to pay for your food.

Patron: Nope! (hurks up burger and leaves)

(static)

Mother: Oh, Timmy, don't cry!

Timmy: (Cries)

Mother: Seriously, Timmy, cut it out!

(Timmy continues to cry)

Mother: Timmy! This is the worst date ever!

(static)

TomSka: And now, a cow pretending to be a man.

Friend: Alan, are you a cow?

Alan: What? No!

Cow: Ya, me neither! U guys wanna go SK8BORDZ?

(static)

Woman 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!

Woman 2: Hehehe! My boyfriend said that too! (gets stabbed)

Woman 1: *demonic voice* THERE COULD BE ONLY ONE!!!!

(static)

Conspiracy theorist/Mark: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!

Witness: ...Those are clouds.

Mark: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO--

(static)

Eddie: You're leaving me?

Zelda: Sorry, Eddie. I've met a REAL man.

Cow: Hi, peep! Yes, I am a real man. U wanna go SK8BORDZ?

(static)

(dog panting)

Owner: You're adopted!

(High-pitch dramatic fanfare plays)

(dog looks terrified)

(static)

(worker presses a button on the elevator, then runs off just before it opens up)

Old Man: You darn kids get off my property!

(static)

Loner: Knock knock! Who is there? A mirror! I am lonely.

(static)

Magician: Would you like to see a magic trick?

Kid: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) ...No!

(static)

Mark: Aww, look at the little baby!

Little Baby: (Cooing)

Mark: And now look at the big baby.

Big Baby: *deep voice* Wah.

(static)

Orphanage Master: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this?!

(The skateboard cow rides by)

Cow: (In whisper) SK8BORDZ.

Behind the Scenes
The cow is voiced by TomSka doing a faux Minnesotan accent based on a character he saw on Family Guy.

Internal Links

 * Entry on the TomSka Wiki