Omegasdf

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Omegasdf is a YTP of Asdfmovie. It released on New Year's Day 2018.

Transcript
Magician: What's that behind your ear? *Magician pulls up a ice cream; gasps.*

Magician: It's a ice cream!


 * He turns into ice cream. Girl likes ice cream*


 * Title sequence and funky music*

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Dougal Flopguy: Everybody do the flooop!!

Mine Turtle: Hello!


 * static*

Guy #1: Boo! *Chuckles* Made you jump!


 * Opposite Guy doesn't jump*

Opposite Guy: But it's opposite day.

Guy #1: OH NOOOOOOO--


 * He falls off the building.*


 * static*

Dad: Hey son! Catch!


 * The ball is thrown*

Son: Okay, Dad! I'm gonna catch it! Okay Da-- *static*

Desmond the Moon Bear

Desmond: How did I ge-- *Gets hit by ball*


 * Static*


 * cat flies onto Guy #1's face*

Guy #1: Hey. You know who's gay? You!


 * punches cat over to Guy #2*

Guy #2: No, Wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!!! *cat flies on face, screams, dies*


 * Static*

Guy #2: No wait! I'm allergic to doors! *Door flies onto him* Ow the pain! It's unbearable!


 * static*

Guy: Doctor I'm afraid of time!

Doctor: It's 12:30. *patient screams*


 * static*

Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does. *presses button* Oh I'm gay now.

Gay Guy: Hey, you know who's gay? You!

Guy: Oh.


 * static*

Jerry: Hey, baby, you're lookin' fine.


 * car with Big Baby runs him over.*

Big Baby: Wah.


 * static*

Desmond: *offscreen* Knock knock!

Guy: *offscreen* Who's there? *door slams*

DESMOND THE MOONBEAR!

Guy #1: This sucks


 * static*

Eddie: You're leaving me?

Eddie's girlfriend: Sorry, Eddie. I've met a real ma'm.


 * Zoom out to reveal other ma'm*

Eddie: Hey, you know who's gay? You! *walks off*


 * static*

Lady: Oh, Timmy don't cry! Seriously Timmy, cut it out! Timmy! You're adopted!


 * Timmy is scared.*


 * static*

Near Boy: Is this you?

Far Boy: Yes!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Near Boy: HELLO!

Far Boy: H--


 * train runs over near boy*


 * static*

Guy #1: Who parked their car, on my pie?!

Guy #2: You did!


 * Guy #1 prepares to explode*

Guy #1: *remembering what his friend said* Oh yeah.


 * Static*

Guy: Hey what'd you get for your birthday?

Birthday Boy: I got older!

Guy: *Chuckles* But it's opposite day.

Birthday Boy: Oh n *voice gets higher as his head shrinks*oooooooooo-- *Turns into a giant baby*


 * Guy #1 screams at this sight.*


 * static*


 * Woman is stabbed in the heart.


 * static*

Dad: What are you up to son?

Ryan: I like trains.

Dad: *Chuckles* Yes you do. *gets hit by train*


 * static*

Steven: It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode--

Steven's friend: Hey Stev--


 * Steven gets hit by a train*

Announcer: Double kill


 * static*