Marmite is terrible

marmite is terrible (also known as asdfmite) is an asdfmovie video written by TomSka and animated by Edd Gould. It was uploaded to YouTube on April 20, 2010.

Transcript
marmite finds the pony

Little girl: Marmite, have you seen my pony? Marmite: Yes.

(The little girl smiles.)

Marmite: I ate him.

Little girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Title Sequence

(Title sequence plays)

marmite makes a new friend

Man: Marmite, why does no one like you?

(man bursts into flames)

Man: Oh yeah...

marmite gives directions

Man on phone: Hey, uh, how do I get to your place again?

(slight mumbling from phone)

Man on phone: Ok, thanks.

(The man hangs up the phone and his car crashes into a wall.)

marmite gives moral support

Boss: Steve, I'm giving you a promotion!

(Steve smiles.)

("Marmite" in black, bold letters briefly appears across screen)

Voiceover: Marmite.

Boss: Yep, now you're fired!

(Steve frowns.)

marmite saves the day

(John opens a door.)

John: Honey, I'm ho-- MARMITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

(Marmite appears in bed with John's wife.)

Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.

John: Y...yeah...you are.

Title Sequence

(Title sequence plays)

Other Wikis

 * TomSka Wiki entry
 * EddsWiki entry