1: I'm Number 1!

3: And I'm number 3!

Both: Put us together and we make...

Both: FORE!!!!

(The golf club hits 4)

4: WOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWOA-

(static)

Guy: Hey Gary, can I have a remote?

Gary: No. (demonic voice) BECAUSE IT'S GOT DELETED FOR 300 MILLENNIUMS.

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(static)

Guy 1: Does anyone locked the door?

Guy 2: Nope. Get smashed for good. (slams guy 1 with a mallet) Hehe, they do.

(static)

Stupid Guy: Ooh, what does this lever do? (pulls the lever and it kills a stupid guy)

(static)

Sheep: BEEP BEEP, IMMA SHEEP I HAVE A BABY WITH A GUN!

Man: Give the baby back!

Sheep: NEVER. (uncontrollably quick footsteps)

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Girl: (is seen standing on the roof) What am I gonna do on the roof?

Man: Do it, honey! (punches the girl off the roof)

(the girl's skirt billows up, making her float)

Girl: Whee! I'm flying!

(static)

Announcer: And now, the death.

(a guy gets killed by a car)

(static)

Stupid Guy: I bet I wouldn't step on something.... (steps on Mine Turtle)

Mine Turtle: Hello!

Stupid Guy: SON OF A- (explodes)

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Woman: Can someone do something to my children?

(a girl and a boy are seen ripped into pieces)

Doctor: Nope.

(static)

Greg: Mr. Foxy....

Mr. Foxy: What do you need, Greg?

Greg: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I'LL DELETE YOU!!!!!!

(static)

(a stupid guy cuts a woman)

Stupid Guy: U GET CUT! Y U NO BLEED?

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Man: Excuse me, can someone get rammed by a vehicle?

(Johnny rams a man, killing him)

♫ Johnny the Truck! ♫

(static)

(a man is seen burnt)

Man: I don't wanna be a pie anymore.

(static)

Man: Broke the window, honey.

Woman: Okay! (smashes the window with a mallet) Much better.

(static)

Man: Isn't someone else likes a random vehicle?

Ryan: (off-screen) I like trains.

Man: NO, PLEASE NO- (gets ran over by train)

(static)

Man: OH NO! HE'S COMING! I GOTTA HIDE! (opens the oven and hides inside it)

Child: Hello? Anyone here?

(static)

(credits roll)

Man 1: Should I teleport into a phone?

Man 2: Yes! (they teleported into a smartphone)

Man 1: Much better.

(credits continue roll)

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