asdfmovie (commonly referred to as asdfmovie1) is the first and earliest installment of the hit web series of the same name, and was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2008. It was created by TomSka, along with the rest of the series. The skit "Got Your Nose" was the opening skit, while the skit "Who's Gay" is the closing skit.
Got Your Nose
(Man pretends to takes the baby's nose)
Man: Got your nose!
(Baby giggles in interest)
Officer: (kicks down door) Look out! He's got a nose!
(the officer fires his gun)
(Title theme plays)
My Tie is Evil
Man 1: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee!
(Man 2 backs away suspiciously)
Man 1: Please don't hurt me...
Tie: (Sinister laugh)
Hello, Parking Meter
Man: Hello, parking meter!
Parking Meter: Hello!
(Man becomes surprised.)
Smell My Flower
Man 1: Heh. Hey guy. Hey. smell my flower.
Man 2: (guy sniffs flower) Mmmmmmm.
(A monster comes out of Man 1's torso)
Man 2: LOL!
(A Man presses a button labeled as the "Pointless Button")
Guy: Hey man. (gets punched in the face) Aw! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Announcer: Level Up!
Woman: Somebody help me! I'm being robbed!
Hero: I'll save you! Tree powers, Activate!
(The hero transforms into a detailed pencil sketch of a tree.)
Potato killer: Die potato.
Man: Mmmm. Yum.
(cuts the cake)
Cake: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!
Cake: Aahh!! The pain! It's unbearable!
Man: What have I done?!
Cake: Aahhh!! Tell my children I love them!
Cake: Aagghhh! (cake falls on the side of table)
(ending credits play)
Gay (Part 1)
Man 1: Hey. You know who's gay? You.
(Man 2 stabs Man 1 with a knife)
Man 1: Aw, come on!
Cast And Crew
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
Writers and Voice Actors:
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell (uncredited)
- Christopher Bingham (uncredited)
- James Cunningham
- Alexander Støver
Behind the Scenes
The reason for the animation being cut off on the sides in the opening skit is due to YouTube's video size transitioning from 4:3 to 16:9 just after this scene was animated: TomSka had to contact James Cunningham to fix the shot.