Asdfmovie (commonly referred to as asdfmovie1) is the first and earliest installment of the hit series of the same name, and was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2008. It was created by TomSka, along with the rest of the series. The skit "Got Your Nose" was the opening skit, while the skit "Who's Gay" is the closing skit.
(man takes the baby's nose)
Man: Got your nose!
(Baby giggling continues)
Officer: Look out! He's got a nose!
(the officer fires his gun)
(Title theme plays)
Man: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
(The other man backs away)
Man: Please don't hurt me...
Tie: (Sinister laugh)
Man: Hello, parking meter!
(The man becomes surprised.)
Man on Left: Hey guy, smell my flower.
Man on Right: (guy sniffs flower) Mmmmmmm
(A monster comes out of the man on the Left's Flower)
Man on Right: LOL!
(guy presses a button labeled the "Pointless Button")
Man on Right: Hey man.. (gets punched) OWW!! What the hell is wrong with you!?!?
Announcer: LEVEL UP!!
Lady: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!!
Man: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!!
(The man turns into a tree.)
Man: Die potato!!
(The man steps on the potato.)
Man: Mmmm... Yum!
(cutting the cake)
Cake: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! Why would you do this?!?! I have a wife and family!!
Cake: Aahh... The pain... It's Unbearable!
Man: What have I done?!?!
Cake: Aahhh... Tell My Children I love them...
Cake: Ugghhh...(cake falls on the side of table)
(cake hits floor)
(ending credits play)
Man on Right: Hey.. You know who's gay? You.
(The man on the left stabs the man on the right with a sword)
Man on Right: Aw, come on!!!
Cast And Crew
- Animators: James Cunningham, PivotRJ
- Voice Actors: Tomska And Chris Bingham
- Musicians: Alexander Støver
- Director: Tomska
- Writers: Tomska And Chris Bingham (both uncredited)
Behind the Scenes
The reason for the animation being cut off on the sides in the opening skit is due to YouTube's video size transitioning from 4:3 to 16:9 just after this scene was animated: TomSka had to contact James Cunningham to fix the shot.