Asdfmovie11 is the eleventh installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2018.
- Jaiden Animations
- Alex Bertie
- Thomas Ridgewell
- Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate
- Elliot ‘ElliotExplicit’ Gough
- Matt Ley
- Adam Ortiz
- Rebecca Parham
- Sammy Paul
- James Rallison
Girl: I want an Ice Cream!
Man: What's the magic word?
Girl: *turns into a demon* SUCIMAERCECI SUCIEMEM
(Man turns into an Ice Cream cone as Girl takes it and licks it)
(the title theme plays)
Man: Hey man, the 80s Called, they want YOU DEAD. *starts shooting the funky man*
Man: I'M FEELING CAR SICK! *throws up a car with the license plate 1CH PWN, killing the person next to him)
Mother: Aww... Babies grow up so fast.
Pregnant woman: THEY DO!!!??? *explodes*
Newborn: Hello, I have been Born!
Judge: I sentence you to... JAZZ!
Lady: NOOOOOO... *judge places trumpet in her mouth*
Man: Hey, pull my finger!
(He grabs the other man's finger and it extends)
Man: Aw. come on, boys don't cry!
(The person's breasts pop out)
Boy: OH NO! A GIANT B!
(camera zooms out to reveal a giant letter 'B' then a bumblebee comes in and eats the boy)
Doctor: I'm afraid you have one year to live.
Patient: OH YEAH? *shoots himself*
Man: Hey, your girlfriend, (deep voice) she single?
Police: Sir, is this your car?
Driver: Nope, It's yours!
(The Driver turns out to be in the Police Car and drives away)
Announcer: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
(a hand pushes the button and a moan sound plays)
Man: BOO! (chuckles) Made you jump!
(It is revealed that the man scared his friend into jumping off of a building)
Jerry: Hey Baby you lookin' fine.
Baby: Hey thanks Jerry, you too.
Man: I am going to open this door!
(The man opens the door, which a butt that farts very loudly takes away his skin, then his flesh, then his skull's mouth opens)
Magician: Hey, what's that behind your ear, (reaches behind the girl's ear and gasps) It's a hearing aid!
Girl: I... I love you, but...
(A butt kills her)
(Guy has a knife in his chest)
Doctor: Don't worry! I'm a doctor! of psychology! *writes on a pad* So how does that make you feel?
Narrator: And now... the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy.
Guy: Oh wow, Thank you SOOO much.
Mother: Happy 10th Birthday!
Son: But... BUT.... BUT... *holds up a book called 'Stabby Princess III'* This isn't what I wanted!
(The Butt appears in the form of the son's mother's head and farts the exact same way as it's prior two victims)
- TomSka has related part of his desire to make this installment is to make up for what he believes are Asdfmovie10's low-quality jokes, which he feels are not up to the series' standards: most of the jokes from asdfmovie8 and on have used more wordplay than the non-sequitur humor he normally employs.
- However, the coincidental quality pattern in which even is better than odd is what he worries about.
- The same car in Asdfmovie10 that hit Suzie is vomited by the man who feels carsick.
- The girl in the ice cream skit is saying "MEMEACUS ICE CREAMACUS" in reverse.