Changes: Asdfmovie11

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Asdfmovie11 is the eleventh installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2018.

Voice actors

Jaiden Kiyomi Dittfach
Alex Bertie
Thomas Ridgewell
Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate
Elliot ‘ElliotExplicit’ Gough
Matt Ley
Adam Ortiz
Rebecca Parham
Sammy Paul
James Rallison

Transcript

Girl: I want an Ice Cream!
Man: What's the magic word?
Girl: *turns into a demon* SUCIMAERCECI SUCIEMEM!!
(Man turns into an Ice Cream cone as Girl takes it and licks it)
(the title theme plays)
static
Man: Hey man, the 80s Called, they want YOU DEAD. *starts shooting the funky man*
static
Man: I'M FEELING CAR SICK! *vomits a car with the license plate 1CH PWN, killing the person next to him)
static
Mother: Aw... Babies grow up so fast.
Pregnant woman: THEY DO!!!??? *explodes*
Newborn: Hello! I have been Born!
static
Judge: I sentence you to... JAZZ!
Lady: NOOOOOO... *judge places trumpet in her mouth*
static
Man: Hey, pull my finger!
(He grabs the other man's finger and it extends)
static
Kid: *crying*
Man: Aw, come on. Boys don't cry!
(The kid's breasts pop out)
static
Boy: OH NO! A GIANT B!
(camera zooms out to reveal a giant letter 'B' then a massive bumblebee flies in and eats the boy)
static
Doctor: I'm afraid you have one year to live.
Patient: OH YEAH? *shoots himself*
static
Man: Hey, your girlfriend. (deep voice) she single?
static
Police: Sir, is this your car?
Driver: Nope, It's yours!
(The Driver turns out to be in the Police Car and drives away)
static
Announcer: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
(a hand pushes the button and the person moans)
static
Man: BOO! (chuckles) Made you jump!
(It is revealed that the man scared his friend into jumping off of a building)
static
Jerry: Hey, baby. You looking fine.
Baby: Hey, thanks, Jerry, you too.
static
Man: I am going to open this door!
(The man opens the door, in which butt appears and farts very loudly and rips off his skin, then his flesh, and his skull's mouth opens)
static
Magician: Hey, what's that behind your ear? (reaches behind the girl's ear and gasps) It's a hearing aid!
Girl (echoing): WHAT?!
static
Girl: I... I love you, but...
(butt farts loudly and kills her)
static
(Guy has a knife in his chest)
Doctor: Don't worry! I'm a doctor! of psychology! *writes on a pad* So how does that make you feel?
static
Narrator: And now... the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy.
Guy: Oh wow, Thank you SOOO much.
static
Mother: Happy 10th Birthday!
Son: But... BUT.... BUT... *holds up a book called 'Stabby Princess III'* This isn't what I wanted!
(Butt appears in the form of the son's mother's head and farts loudly in the exact same way as it's prior two victims)
SUBSCRIBE SCREEN

Trivia

TomSka has related part of his desire to make this installment is to make up for what he believes are Asdfmovie10's low-quality jokes, which he feels are not up to the series' standards: most of the jokes from asdfmovie8 and on have used more wordplay than the non-sequitur humor he normally employs.
- However, the coincidental quality pattern in which even is better than odd is what he worries about.
The same car in Asdfmovie10 that hit Suzie is vomited by the man who feels carsick.
The girl in the ice cream skit that transformed into a demon said "Memeicus Ice Creamicus!" in reverse.
This was made for the 10 year anniversary of the first asdfmovie.

Internal Links

Entry on the TomSka Wiki

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 |image = File:asdf11.png
 |imagewidth = 250
-|airdate= August 10, 2018
+|airdate = August 10, 2018
 |writer = TomSka
 |director = TomSka
 |video = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJnpwL-2Drc link]
 |previous = [[Asdfmovie10]]
-|next = <nowiki>[[asdfmovie12</nowiki>
+|next = [[Asdfmovie12]]
+}}'''Asdfmovie11''' is the eleventh installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2018.
-}}
-'''Asdfmovie11''' is the eleventh installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 10, 2018.
-==Transcript==
-'''Kate: '''I want an Ice Cream!
-'''David: '''What's the magic word?
-'''Kate: '''*turns into a demon* SUCIMAERCECI SUCIEMEM
-(David turns into an Ice Cream cone as Kate takes it and licks it)
-asdfmovie11
-''static''
-'''Bully: '''Hey man, the 80s Called, they want YOU DEAD. *starts shooting the funky guy*
-''static''
-'''Man: '''I'M FEELING CAR SICK! (throws up a car with the license plate 1CH PWN, killing the person next to him)
-''static''
-'''Mother: '''Aww... Babies grow up so fast.
-'''Pregnant woman''': '''THEY DO!!!??? *explodes*'''
-'''Newborn: '''Hello, I have been BORN!
-''static''
-'''Judge: '''I sentence you to... JAZZ!
-'''Lady''': NOOOOOO... *judge places trumpet in her mouth*
-''static''
-'''Man: '''Hey, pull my finger!
-''(He grabs the other man's finger and it extends)''
-''static''
-'''Boy: '''*crying*
-'''Man: '''Aw. come on, boys don't cry!
-''(Boy's breasts pop out and becomes a girl)''
-''static''
-'''Jake: '''OH NO! A GIANT B!
-''(camera zooms out to reveal a giant letter 'B' then a bumblebee comes in and eats Jake)''
-''static''
-'''Doctor: '''I'm afraid you have one year to live.
-'''Patient: '''OH YEAH? *shoots himself*
-''static''
-'''Man: '''Hey, your girlfriend, (deep voice) she single?
-''static''
-'''Police: '''Sir, is this your car?
-'''Driver: '''Nope, It's yours!
-(''The Driver turns out to be in the Police Car and drives away)''
-''static''
-'''Button: '''5... 4... 3... 2... 1... (a hand pushed the button) (moan sound)
-''static''
-'''Steve: '''BOO! (chuckles) Made you jump!
-''(It is revealed that Steve scared his friend off of a building, then we hear a crush)''
-''static''
-'''Jerry: '''Hey Baby you lookin' fine.
-'''Baby: '''Hey thanks Jerry, you too.
-''static''
-'''Alan: '''I am going to open this door!
-''(Alan opens the door, which a butt that farts very loudly takes away his skin, then his flesh, then his skull's mouth opens)''
-''static''
-'''Magician: '''Hey, what's that behind your ear, ''(reaches behind Lori's ear and gasps) ''It's a hearing aid!
-'''Lori: '''What?
-''static''
-'''Julia: '''I... I love you, butt...
-''(The same butt that killed Alan does the same to Julia)''
-''static''
-''(Guy has a knife in his chest)''
-'''Doctor: '''Don't worry! I'm a doctor! ''of psychology! ''*writes on a pad* So how does that make you feel?
-''static''
-'''Narrator: '''And now... the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy.
-'''Guy: '''Oh wow, Thank you SOOO much.
-''static''
-'''Mother: '''Happy 10th Birthday!
-'''Son: '''Butt... BUTT.... '''BUTT'''!!!! (holds up a book called 'Stabby Princess III') This isn't what I wanted!
-''(The Butt responsible for Alan and Julia appears yet again in the form of Mother's head and farts the exact same way as it's prior two victims)''
-SUSCRIBE SCREEN
-<nowiki>*</nowiki>VIDEO ENDS*
 ==Voice actors==
-*Jaiden Animations
+*Jaiden Kiyomi Dittfach
 *Alex Bertie
 *[[Thomas Ridgewell]]
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 *Sammy Paul
 *James Rallison
+==Transcript==
+[[File:Download (20).png|thumb|220x220px]]
+'''Girl: '''I want an Ice Cream!<br />
+'''Man: '''What's the magic word?<br />
+'''Girl: '''*turns into a demon* SUCIMAERCECI SUCIEMEM!!<br />
+(Man turns into an Ice Cream cone as Girl takes it and licks it)<br />
+(the title theme plays)<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Man: '''Hey man, the 80s Called, they want YOU DEAD. *starts shooting the funky man*<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Man: '''I'M FEELING CAR SICK! *vomits a car with the license plate 1CH PWN, killing the person next to him)<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Mother: '''Aw... Babies grow up so fast.<br />
+'''Pregnant woman''': '''THEY DO!!!???''' *explodes*<br />
+'''Newborn: '''Hello! I have been Born!<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Judge: '''I sentence you to... JAZZ!<br />
+'''Lady''': NOOOOOO... *judge places trumpet in her mouth*<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Man: '''Hey, pull my finger!<br />
+''(He grabs the other man's finger and it extends)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+Kid''': '''*crying*<br />
+'''Man: '''Aw, come on. Boys don't cry!<br />
+''(The kid's breasts pop out)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Boy: '''OH NO! A GIANT B!<br />
+''(camera zooms out to reveal a giant letter 'B' then a massive bumblebee flies in and eats the boy)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Doctor: '''I'm afraid you have one year to live.<br />
+'''Patient: '''OH YEAH? *shoots himself*<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Man: '''Hey, your girlfriend. (deep voice) she single?<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Police: '''Sir, is this your car?<br />
+'''Driver: '''Nope, It's yours!<br />
+(''The Driver turns out to be in the Police Car and drives away)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Announcer: '''5... 4... 3... 2... 1...<br />
+(a hand pushes the button and the person moans)<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Man: '''BOO! (chuckles) Made you jump!<br />
+''(It is revealed that the man scared his friend into jumping off of a building)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Jerry: '''Hey, baby. You looking fine.<br />
+'''Baby: '''Hey, thanks, Jerry, you too.<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Man: '''I am going to open this door!<br />
+''(The man opens the door, in which butt appears and farts very loudly and rips off his skin, then his flesh, and his skull's mouth opens)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Magician: '''Hey, what's that behind your ear? ''(reaches behind the girl's ear and gasps) ''It's a hearing aid!<br />
+'''Girl (echoing): '''WHAT?!<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Girl: '''I... I love you, but...<br />
+''(butt farts loudly and kills her)''<br />
+''static''<br />
+''(Guy has a knife in his chest)''<br />
+'''Doctor: '''Don't worry! I'm a doctor! ''of psychology!'' *writes on a pad* So how does that make you feel?<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Narrator: '''And now... the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy.<br />
+'''Guy: '''Oh wow, Thank you SOOO much.<br />
+''static''<br />
+'''Mother: '''Happy 10th Birthday!<br />
+'''Son: '''But... BUT.... '''BUT...''' *holds up a book called 'Stabby Princess III'* This isn't what I wanted!<br />
+''(Butt appears in the form of the son's mother's head and farts loudly in the exact same way as it's prior two victims)''<br />
+SUBSCRIBE SCREEN
 ==Trivia==
 *TomSka has related part of his desire to make this installment is to make up for what he believes are [[Asdfmovie10]]'s low-quality jokes, which he feels are not up to the series' standards: most of the jokes from [[asdfmovie8]] and on have used more wordplay than the non-sequitur humor he normally employs.
 **However, the coincidental quality pattern in which even is better than odd is what he worries about.
+*The same car in [[Asdfmovie10]] that hit Suzie is vomited by the man who feels carsick.
+*The girl in the ice cream skit that transformed into a demon said "Memeicus Ice Creamicus!" in reverse.
+*This was made for the 10 year anniversary of the first asdfmovie.
+==Internal Links==
+*[[w:c:tomska:Asdfmovie11|Entry on the TomSka Wiki]]
+[[Category:Videos]]
 [[Category:Asdfmovies]]