Asdfmovie12 is the twelfth installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 30, 2019. "We Got It Back In" is the opening skit, and "I Don't Wanna Be a Mother" is the closing skit.

Voice actors


Husband: Keep pushing! Push!


Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in!

*Anime opening*

Female girl voice: Nani?!


Flower: ♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to eat your skin! ♪

*Camera zooms in on the flower with dramatic piano note playing*


Boy: Dad, I'm gay!

Dad: I have no son!

Boy: *Gasps* This isn't my house!


Mom: ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, gun- *Mom gets shot by a kid*


Waffle: Did somebody say "Waffles?"

Guy: No.

Waffle: I have brain damage.


Guy: *Gets stabbed* *Gasps* A knife! My favorite!


Nerd: *Rubbing lamp* I wish people would be nice to me.

*A genie comes out of the lamp, and the nerd is instantly happier*

Genie: Your wish is... stupid. *Slaps nerd*


Guy: Hey! Can your girlfriend do this? *Holds his breath and explodes*

Boyfriend: Mmm, that's hot.


Boss: You're fired!

Guy: you can't fire me, I quit!

Boss: You can't quit, I quit!

Guy: You can't quit, you're a frog!

Frog: You can't frog me, you're my wife!

Wife: I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!

Frog wife: Oh, hi, honey. How was work?

Wife: Pretty good, but I quit my job.

Frog wife: You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!



Guy: I sure hope I don't get hit by a car.

Car with arms: *Punches the guy* That's for sleeping with my wife!


Guy: *Dials phone number* Hey, uh, can people fly? That's a shame.


Guy: *Splats on the ground*


Guy 1: Egh. It's Johnny Big Feet.

Johnny Big Feet: Hey! My feet aren't that big!

*Camera goes to the a close-up of his foot to show that he stepped on Guy 2*



Guy 1: *Rubbing his chin* Hmm... this is not my arm.

*Camera zooms out*

Guy 2: Hey, your chin feels nice.


Girl: Oh no, a gunman!

Gun Man: Ohoho I'm gonna stab ya! *Pulls out knife*


Guy: Hay!

Horse: *Runs over to Guy and tramples him* WHERE?!?!


Cowboy: *In a fighting pose*

Toaster: *Pops out a gun and shoots the cowboy*


Doctor: Good news! we were able to save your legs! And here they are!


Girl: I'm leaving you, Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.

Jerry: *throwing arms up* Wheeeee-


Waffle: *smack smack smack*

Waffle: My mouth tastes like teeth!


Pregnant woman: I don't want to be a mother!. *Pops out of existence*

Baby:*Falls to the ground* Oh noooo...


*Anime Outro*

Male voice: Omaewa Moushindeiru.....


  • This is the first asdfmovie with an anime opening.
  • The Half Eaten Waffle May be a dumber version of Mr. Muffin.
  • The Japanese text at the beginning of the intro under the text “ASDFMOVIE“ literally just says “Japanese text“.
  • This episode brings back the mom featured in asdfmovie2 and asdfmovie10.
  • This marks the first physical appearance of the I Like Trains kid since Asdfmovie3 and the I Like Trains song.




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