asdfmovie12: deleted scenes is a collection of skits that never made it into asdfmovie12 released on September 12, 2019.
Transcript[]
Almost Got Shot[]
(Guy 1 shoots a bullet towards Guy 2. It looks like Guy 3 was about to take the bullet for Guy 2, but it's revealed that Guy 3 was going to hide behind him.)
Guy 3: Phew. I almost got shot.
Intro[]
(intro plays)
Hold My Baby[]
*Static*
Wife: Hey, could you hold my baby? (accidentally drops baby)
Husband: Oh, apparently not.
I'm Late![]
*Static*
Guy: *gasps* Oh no! I'm late!
(Guy flips out of chair, runs for a bit, and flips onto another chair, smiling)
I Love To Do The Crime[]
*Static*
Cop: Boss, what are we gonna do about all these gangsters?
Boss: Don't worry. We got a man on the inside.
(cut to Skateboard Cow passing through the gangsters.)
Skateboard Cow: Hello. Yes, I am real man. I love to do the crime.
DOG![]
*Static*
*Two dogs shout their names out repeatedly.*
My Brain Is Big And Smart[]
*Static*
(Camera zooms out revealing that a man is holding an umbrella in his bathtub.)
Guy: My brain is big and smart.
Oh God Duck![]
*Static*
Steve: Oh god... Duck!
Duck: Oh god... Steve!
Steve: How you've been, man?
(Duck quacks)
I'm Not Racist, Butt[]
*Static*
Woman: I'm not racist, butt.
Butt: Okay.
That Ain't Right[]
*Static*
(Duck 1 walks by Duck 2 with shoes on)
Bird 2: That ain't right.
Watch Out For That Kitten[]
*Static*
Guy 1: Watch out for that kitten!
Guy 2: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.
(Kitty's car bumps into a guy.)
Kitty: Meow!
Trivia[]
- This marks the return of the Skateboard Cow and Butt.
- Butt was originally going to be in asdfmovie12.
- The left dog in "DOG!" Skit are actually sing "happy birthday to you"
Video[]
Asdfmovie12- deleted scenes