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− | |next = Ascfmovie13 (possibly)}}"Asdfmovie12: deleted scenes" contains deleted scenes from "asdfmovie12". |
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+ | '''''asdfmovie12: deleted scenes '''''is a''' '''collection of skits that never made it into asdfmovie12 released on September 12, 2019. |
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== Transcript == |
== Transcript == |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
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− | '''Wife:''' Hey, could you hold my baby? |
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'''Husband:''' Oh, apparently not. |
'''Husband:''' Oh, apparently not. |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
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+ | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Two dogs shout their names out repeatedly.* |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
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− | (Camera zooms out revealing |
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'''Guy:''' My brain is big and smart. |
'''Guy:''' My brain is big and smart. |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Static* |
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'''Bird 2:''' That ain't right. |
'''Bird 2:''' That ain't right. |
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(Kitty's car bumps into a guy.) |
(Kitty's car bumps into a guy.) |
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− | '''Kitty:''' |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
Revision as of 23:50, 30 April 2020
asdfmovie12: deleted scenes is a collection of skits that never made it into asdfmovie12 released on September 12, 2019.
Transcript
(Guy 1 shoots a bullet towards Guy 2. It looks like Guy 3 was about to take the bullet for Guy 2, but it's revealed that Guy 3 was going to hide behind him.)
Guy 3: Phew. I almost got shot.
(intro plays)
*Static*
Wife: Hey, could you hold my baby? (accidentally drops baby)
Husband: Oh, apparently not.
*Static*
Guy: *gasps* Oh no! I'm late!
*Static*
Cop: Boss, what are we gonna do about all these gangsters?
Boss: Don't worry. We got a man on the inside.
(cut to Skateboard Cow passing through the gangsters.)
Skateboard Cow: Hello. Yes, I am real man. I love to do the crime.
*Static*
*Two dogs shout their names out repeatedly.*
*Static*
(Camera zooms out revealing that a man is holding an umbrella in his bathtub.)
Guy: My brain is big and smart.
*Static*
Steve: Oh god... Duck!
Duck: Oh god... Steve!
Steve: How you've been, man?
(Duck quacks)
*Static*
Woman: I'm not racist, but...
Butt: Okay.
*Static*
(Duck 1 walks by Duck 2 with shoes on)
Bird 2: That ain't right.
*Static*
Guy 1: Watch out for that kitten!
Guy 2: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.
(Kitty's car bumps into a guy.)
Kitty: Meow!
Trivia
- This marks the return of the Skateboard Cow and Butt.
- Butt was originally going to be in asdfmovie12.