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}}'''Asdfmovie12''' is the twelfth installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 30, 2019.
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Before the end of August 31 2008, the thing is onwards now.
   
 
==Voice actors==
 
==Voice actors==

Revision as of 01:40, 1 September 2019

Asdfmovie12 is the twelfth installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 30, 2019.

Before the end of August 31 2008, the thing is onwards now.

Voice actors

Transcript

Husband: Keep pushing! Push!

POP

Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in!

*Anime opening*

*Static*

Flower: I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to eat your skin!

*Camera zooms in on the flower*

*Static*

Boy: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I have no son!

Boy: *Gasps* This isn't my house.

*Static*

Mom: A B C D E F gun! *Gets shot*

*Static*

Waffle: Did somebody say "Waffles?"

Guy: No.

Waffle: I have brain damage!

*Static*'

Guy: *Gets stabbed* *Gasps* A knife! My favorite!

*Static*

Nerd: *Rubbing lamp* I wish people would be nice to me.

Genie: Your wish is... stupid. *Slaps nerd*

*Static*

Guy: Hey! Can your girlfriend do this?? *Holds his breath and explodes*

Boyfriend: Mmm, that's hot.

*Static*

Boss: You're fired!

Guy: you can't fire me, I quit!

Boss: You can't quit, I quit!

Guy: You can't quit, you're a frog!

Frog: You can't frog me, you're my wife!

Wife: I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!

Frog wife: Oh, hey honey, how was work?

Wife: Pretty good but I quit my job.

Frog wife: You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!

Wife: AAAAAAUUUUHUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Static*

Guy: I sure hope I don't get hit by a car!

Car with arms: *Punches the guy* That's for sleeping with my wife!

*Static*

Guy: *Dials phone number* Hey, uh, can people fly? That's a shame.

*beep*

Guy: Splats on the ground

*Static*

Guy 1: Ugh, it's Johnny Big Feet!

Johnny Big Feet: Hey, my feet aren't that big!

*Camera goes to the a close-up of his foot to show that he stepped on Guy 2*

Guy 1: Damn you Johnny Big Feet!!!

*Static*

Guy 1: *Rubbing his chin* Hmm... this is not my arm!

*Camera zooms out*

Guy 2: Hey, your chin feels nice!

*Static*

Girl: Oh no, a gun man!

Gun Man: Ohoho, I'm gonna stab ya! *Pulls out knife*

*Static*

Guy: Hey!

Horse: WHERE?!?!

*Static*

Cowboy: *In a fighting pose*

Toaster: *Pops out a gun and shoots the cowboy*

*Static*

Doctor: Good news! we were able to save your legs! And here they are!

*Static*

Girl: I'm leaving you, Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.

Jerry: *throwing arms up* Wheeeee!

*Static*

Waffle: smack smack smack

Waffle: My mouth tastes like teeth!

*Static*

Pregnant woman: I don't want to be a mother! *Disappears*

Baby: Oh noooo...

*Static*

*Outro*

Trivia