Changes: Asdfmovie12

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Asdfmovie12 is the twelfth installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 30, 2019. "We Got It Back In" is the opening skit, and "I Don't Wanna Be a Mother" is the closing skit.

Voice actors

Transcript

Husband: Keep pushing! Push!

POP

Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in!

*Anime opening*

Female voice: Nani?!

*Static*

Flower: ♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to eat your skin! ♪

*Camera zooms in on the flower*

*Static*

Boy: Dad, I'm gay!

Dad: I have no son!

Boy: *Gasps* This isn't my house!

*Static*

Mom: ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, gun- ♪ *Gets shot*

*Static*

Waffle: Did somebody say "Waffles?"

Guy: No.

Waffle: I have brain damage!

*Static*'

Guy: *Gets stabbed* *Gasps* A knife! My favorite!

*Static*

Nerd: *Rubbing lamp* I wish people would be nice to me.

*A genie comes out of the lamp, and the nerd is instantly happier*

Genie: Your wish is... stupid. *Slaps nerd*

*Static*

Guy: Hey! Can your girlfriend do this?? *Holds his breath and explodes*

Boyfriend: Mmm, that's hot.

*Static*

Boss: You're fired!

Guy: you can't fire me, I quit!

Boss: You can't quit, I quit!

Guy: You can't quit, you're a frog!

Frog: You can't frog me, you're my wife!

Wife: I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!

Frog wife: Oh, hey, honey! How was work?!

Wife: Pretty good, but I quit my job!

Frog wife: You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!

Wife: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Static*

Guy: I sure hope I don't get hit by a car.

Car with arms: *Punches the guy* That's for sleeping with my wife!

*Static*

Guy: *Dials phone number* Hey, uh, can people fly? That's a shame.

*beep*

Guy: *Splats on the ground*

*Static*

Guy 1: Egh. It's Johnny Big Feet.

Johnny Big Feet: Hey! My feet aren't that big!

*Camera goes to the a close-up of his foot to show that he stepped on Guy 2*

Guy 1: DAMN YOU, JOHNNY BIG FEET!!!!!

*Static*

Guy 1: *Rubbing his chin* Hmm... this is not my arm.

*Camera zooms out*

Guy 2: Hey, your chin feels nice.

*Static*

Girl: Oh no, a gunman!

Gun Man: Ohoho, I'm gonna stab ya! *Pulls out knife*

*Static*

Guy: Hay!

Horse: *Runs over to Guy and tramples him* WHERE?!?!

*Static*

Cowboy: *In a fighting pose*

Toaster: *Pops out a gun and shoots the cowboy*

*Static*

Doctor: Good news! we were able to save your legs! And here they are!

*Static*

Girl: I'm leaving you, Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.

Jerry: *throwing arms up* Wheeeee-

*Static*

Waffle: *smack smack smack*

Waffle: My mouth tastes like teeth!

*Static*

Pregnant woman: I don't want to be a mother!. *Pops out of existence*

Baby:*Falls to the ground* Oh noooo...

*Static*

*Outro*

Trivia

This is the first asdfmovie with an anime opening
The Half Eaten Waffle May be a dumber version of Mr Muffin.
The Mother was replaced by the Baby (that a pregnant woman disappears) saying "Oh nooo..."

Asdfmovie12-0

@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 |previous = [[Asdfmovie11]]
 |next = [[Asdfmovie12: deleted scenes]]
-}}'''Asdfmovie12''' is the twelfth installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 30, 2019.
+}}'''Asdfmovie12''' is the twelfth installement to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 30, 2019. "We Got It Back In" is the opening skit, and "I Don't Wanna Be a Mother" is the closing skit.
 ==Voice actors==
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Anime opening*
+Female voice: Nani?!
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Flower: I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to eat your skin!
+Flower: ''♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to eat your skin! ♪''
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Camera zooms in on the flower*
@@ Line 40: / Line 42: @@
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Boy: Dad, I'm gay.
+Boy: Dad, I'm gay!
 Dad: I have no son!
-Boy: *Gasps* This isn't my house.
+Boy: *Gasps* This isn't my house!
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Mom: A, B, C, D, E, F, gun! *Gets shot*
+Mom: ''♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, gun-'' ''♪ ''*Gets shot*
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
@@ Line 90: / Line 92: @@
 Wife: I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
-Frog wife: Oh, hey honey, how was work?
+Frog wife: Oh, hey, honey! How was work?!
-Wife: Pretty good but I quit my job.
+Wife: Pretty good, but I quit my job!
 Frog wife: You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!
-Wife: AAAAAAUUUUHUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
+Wife: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Guy: I sure hope I don't get hit by a car!
+Guy: I sure hope I don't get hit by a car.
 Car with arms: *Punches the guy* That's for sleeping with my wife!
@@ Line 114: / Line 116: @@
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Guy 1: Ugh, it's Johnny Big Feet!
+Guy 1: Egh. It's Johnny Big Feet.
-Johnny Big Feet: Hey, my feet aren't that big!
+Johnny Big Feet: Hey! My feet aren't that big!
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Camera goes to the a close-up of his foot to show that he stepped on Guy 2*
-Guy 1: Damn you, Johnny Big Feet!!!
+Guy 1: '''DAMN YOU, JOHNNY BIG FEET!!!!!'''
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Guy 1: *Rubbing his chin* Hmm... this is not my arm!
+Guy 1: *Rubbing his chin* Hmm... this is not my arm.
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Camera zooms out*
-Guy 2: Hey, your chin feels nice!
+Guy 2: Hey, your chin feels nice.
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Girl: Oh no, a gun man!
+Girl: Oh no, a gunman!
 Gun Man: Ohoho, I'm gonna stab ya! *Pulls out knife*
@@ Line 156: / Line 158: @@
 Girl: I'm leaving you, Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.
-Jerry: *throwing arms up* Wheeeee!
+Jerry: *throwing arms up* Wheeeee-
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
@@ Line 166: / Line 168: @@
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>Static*
-Pregnant woman: I don't want to be a mother! *Pops out of existence*
+Pregnant woman: I don't want to be a mother!. *Pops out of existence*
 Baby:*Falls to the ground* Oh noooo...
@@ Line 177: / Line 179: @@
 * This is the first asdfmovie with an anime opening
 * The Half Eaten Waffle May be a dumber version of Mr Muffin.
-* The Waffle was replaced by the Baby (that a pregnant woman disappears) saying "Oh nooo..."[[File:Asdfmovie12-0|thumb|right|335 px]]
+* The Mother was replaced by the Baby (that a pregnant woman disappears) saying "Oh nooo..."[[File:Asdfmovie12-0|thumb|right|335 px]]
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+[[Category:Asdfmovies]]