Asdfmovie13 is the thirteenth installment to the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on October 26, 2020. The opening skit is "High Five-Hundred" and the closing skit is "What's a Nose?" This clip was similar to asdfmovie1
Voice Actors[]
- Chris Alex
- Christopher Bingham
- Eddie Bowley
- Rik Bowley
- Anna "BrizzyVoices" Brisbin
- Todd Bryanton
- Chloe Dungate
- Brian David Gilbert
- Stefan Johnson
- Daniel J. Layton
- Phil "AmazingPhil" Lester
- Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell
Transcript[]
Guy 1: High five!-
*slap*
Guy 1: *deep voice* -hundred!
Guy 2: NOOOOO!!!! *repeated slapping*
*ridiculously funky theme music*
*static*
Baby: Da- da...
Baby: *seductive voice* Daddy.
Guy: Oh.
*static*
Judge: Well, hey marshmallow man.
Marshmallow: Hi there!
Judge: How do you plead?
Marshmallow: Guilty!!!
*gavel hits marshmallow*
*static*
Cop: Come out with your hands up!
Guy: I'm gay!
*static*
Guy 1: Hey, about your new girlfriend...
*horse sniffs*
Guy 2: What about her?
Guy 1: She's uhhhh... Punching my horse.
*girlfriend punches horse*
Girlfriend: You've got too many legs!
*static*
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mother: Baby gun!
Kid: What?
*mother shoots baby at kid's face*
*baby giggles*
*static*
Guy: ♪ Hey Mr. Goose, whatcha doing with that noose? ♪
*neck snap*
*goose honks*
*gasp*
*static*
Fat Guy: I love you...
Refrigerator: I have a boyfriend.
*refrigerator flops out of screen*
*static*
*two girls playing pattycake*
Guy: aaaaAAAA-
*guy lands on one girl*
Guy: Oh no!
Guy: I'm still alive!
*guy shoots himself*
*static*
*kid kicking ball*
Dad: That's my boy!
*kid kicks ball into sky*
Dad: No, my boy!
Ball: Father, help!
*static*
Guy 1: What's for dinner?
*Guy 2 pulls out machine gun*
Guy 1: My favorite!
*Guy 2 shoots things, Guy 1 eats them*
*static*
Dougal Flopguy: Let's get this party started!
Girl: This is a slumber party...
Dougal Flopguy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
*flops on DJ stand and snores*
*static*
Dad: Hello, son!
Sun: Hello!
*dad melts, showing bones*
*static*
Guy 1: Are you ready to die?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Then I'll come back later!
*static*
Woman: Aww... What kind of dog is he?
Guy: He's French.
Dog: Ouaf!
*static*
Kate: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you!
Doctor: Aww...
*heart rate monitor beeping*
Doctor: You're not gonna grow up.
*static*
*guy sneezes, woman comes out of guy*
Woman: I'm free!
*static*
Cop: We've got you on camera!
Guy: Well I got you... flowers!
*cop blushes*
Cop: Uhhh...
*static*
Guy: ♪ C'mon, everybody, do the whale dance! ♪
*whale lands on guy*
*whale bellows*
*static*
*baby drawing and cooing*
*guy takes paper from baby and looks at it*
Guy: Oh my god!
Guy: You're an idiot!
*baby coos*
*static*
*Muffin Time Ad*
Narrator: Muffin Time, the asdfmovie themed card game, is out now!
*guy screams and runs away*
Narrator: Collect and play Action, Counter, and Trap cards to battle your friends in a chaotic game of luck and wits!
Narrator: But with over 100 unique cards in each box, anything can, and probably will, happen!
Narrator: Find out where you can get Muffin Time at muffintimegame.com!
*end of ad*
*kid giggles*
*guy pretends to take kid's nose*
Guy: Got your nose!
Kid: What's a nose?
Guy: I don't know...
*static*
*ending plays*
Trivia[]
- This is the first asdfmovie since asdfmovie4 to introduce a new animation style. The style consists of thicker outlines, bigger eyes and new mouth symbols
- The very first asdfmovie sketch returns at the end with a twist.
- Chris Bingham returns to provide voices to asdfmovie for the first time since asdfmovie5 (Bing's absence was due to a falling out he had with Tom that was only recently rekindled).
- 2 scenes References Both Asdfmovie9 and Asdfmovie4.
- This is the second asdfmovie where the thumbnail doesn't feature a character that either appears in the most skits or the first skit, the first was Asdfmovie6. Criminal Marshmallow only appears for only one and then he is killed by a judge's gavel.
- Dougal Flopguy returns in one of the skits.
- The intro song for this episode would eventually be released as a song about Skateboard Cow. (REAL MAN!)