Asdfmovie4 is the fourth episode in the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on September 2, 2011. There are a total of fifteen skits in this asdfmovie. The opening skit is "Do an Internet" and the closing skit is "Go to the Moon".
- Jack Howard as Guy Doing a Book
- Dean Dobbs as Guy Doing an Internet
- Jack Douglass as Robber
- Brock Baker as Guy Throwing Cheese
- Arin Hanson as Mugger/ Kid Getting Mugged
- Robert Benfer as Stegosaurus
- Edd Gould
- Jamie Spicer Lewis
- Todd Bryanton
Internet Kid: I'm gonna do an internet! (presses a key on the keyboard, and a rainbow jets out of the PC) WOOOOOAH!!!
Reader Guy: Well I'm gonna do a book! (touches an open book, nothing happens) Aw...
(title screen with music)
All Singers, All Melodies and All Symphonies: (sings) ♪ The Science Show! ♪
(A piano crashes on him and does a low note)
Guy: (muffled) Ahhh!! Who's idea was this?!
(phone rings, guy picks it up, and gun pulls)
Robber: "This is a robbery."
(the dramatic dun, dun, dun, dun! could be heard)
(guy hangs up and walks away)
(two men are looking at each other, one pulls off his suit)
Man #2: Oh...
Police Cop: Hey, kid, you can't skate here!
Skater: You can't tell me what to do!
(skater is blown up by a mine in a minefield)
Billy: I wanna be a pie!
(shift to Billy as a pie in the oven)
Mom: Billy, Noooooo!
Snarky Man: Nice hat.
Magician Guy: Thanks!
Snarky Man: I was being sarcastic.
Magician Guy: Well, I stole your face!
(snarky guy slaps on his blank area where his face was)
Chair: (echoing off screen) Honey? Do you like my new shoes?
Harold: You are a chair, darling.
Chair: (yells louder) I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!!!!
(time machine appears)
Time Traveler Guy: It worked! My time machine wo-- (gets stepped on by a brachiosaurus called Stegosaurus)
Stegosaurus: I am a stegosaurus!
(suicidal guy rushes up to man)
Suicidal Guy: Quick! Shoot me in the face!
(other man whips out gun and fires)
Mugger: You're gettin' mugged, kid!
Kid: (shaping hands into "guns") No, you're getting mugged!
Mugger: (drops his gun) AAHH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
Father: Hey, son! Catch! (throws ball)
Son: Ok, dad! I'm going to catch it! I'm going to ca- (gets squashed by ball which never changed size to match perspective)
Man: Banana fight!
Police Cop: (off screen gunshot) NO!
Citizen 1: (spots a flying saucer) Alien attack!
Rebel: Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!! (throws cheese at flying saucer)
Citizen 2: Yeah!
(credits roll with asdfmovie song in background)
Daughter: When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!
Father: Why wait?! (kicks his daughter into the sky and his daughter screams)
- If you listen very closely at the end of "Throw the Cheese" skit, someone says "Yeah!"
- Harold was reading a newspaper with the front page story saying Potato Found Dead which references the Die Potato trilogy.
- This was the first asdfmovie to be animated by Ben Smallman, and the first to have music performed by Todd Bryanton.
- The line "Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!" was heard on the Mine Turtle song.