Asdfmovie5 is the fifth Asdfmovie in the series, and was uploaded to YouTube on 5 May 2012. The episode is 1 minute and 28 seconds long, and has 14 skits. It is the first movie to feature the mine turtle and the magical pony. It is also the second movie to feature the llama.
List of Skits
- Falling Down the Stairs
- You Two Should Kiss
- Baby Voice
- Mine Turtle
- Video Games
- WARNING: LEDGE
- Muffin Factory
- Pony
- Ducks
- Mine Turtle 2
- Hold this 2
- Opposite Day
- Mine Turtle 3
- Random
Transcript
Johnny: Hey Bobby, play that one about falling down the stairs!
Bobby: Sure thing, Johnny!
(Bobby falls down the stairs and hits piano, piano plays sour note)
Johnny: I love it!
(Asdfmovie5 titles appear with music)
(static)
Girl: It's so beautiful out here.
Boy: Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon.
Moon: Hey, you two should kiss!
(static)
Doctor: Sir, it appears you have a very severe case of baby voice.
Man: Waaaaaaaah! Eughhh!
(static)
Friendly guy: Hello, Mine Turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello! (Stupid man steps on turtle)
Stupid Man: Oh- (Explosion)
(static)
Gamer: Hey dude, D'ya wanna play some video games?
Buddy: No way dude, you always beat me!
Gamer: TELL NO ONE!!! (Gamer punching Buddy)
(static)
(Guy walks to the end of the ledge but floats off)
Guy: Oh, okay.
(static)
(Person is being hit by muffins)
Person: Oh man, you ever gonna run outta muffins?
Muffin Man: No, because I vork at ze muffin factory!
(static)
Boy: I wonder if my pony can fly.
(Pony flys up in the air)
Boy: Huh.
(static)
Narrator (TomSka): And now, ducks.
Duck 1: (After long silence) Quack!
Duck 2: I was just about to say that!
Duck 1: Are you serious?
Duck 2: Totally!
Duck 1: Ah, that is spooky!
Duck 2: We are so in sync!
(static)
Child: Mummy, mummy, look! A turtle!!
Mine Turtle: Hello! (Mine turtle jumps out if child's hands and explodes)
(static)
Guy 1: Here, hold this. (Sticks sword into Guy 2's stomach and walks away)
(static)
Bully: I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Nerd: But... It's opposite day.
Bully: Oh no! (Bully punches himself in the face)
(static)
Angry man: Oh no, I am not stepping on you! (Car falls from sky on him and llama runs around screen)
Mine Turtle: Hello!
(Credits start, then pause)
Guy 1: D'ya ever get tired of being random?
(Guy 2 is seen, he has a beak instead of a mouth, Guy 1 gets back on screen, and he has a beak now)
Guy 1: Me neither.
(Credits end)
Trivia
- The "Mine Turtle 3" skit is a continuation of the "Teach a Llama to Drive" skit in asdfmovie 2.