Asdfmovie6 is the sixth movie in the Asdfmovie series. It was released on February 9, 2013.
- Bernard Duke as Face Puncher
- TomSka as Mine Turtle / Burger / Guy Who Jams Carrots in His Eyes
- Jason Steele as Puppy
- Chole Dungate as Mother
- Michael Stevens as Guy Talking About Carrots
- Dean Dobbs as Guy Getting Punched
- Brock Baker as Cop
- Todd Bryanton as Do The Flop Guy
- Sean Klitzner
Serious Guy: I'm going to punch your face!
Serious Guy: (slowly) IIINNN TTTHHHEEE FFFAAACCCEEE.
Face of victim’s face: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (gets punched)
(asdfmovie6 title screen music playing)
Teacher: Hello, welcome to Standing Up School. (One student falls) And you fail. (points stick at the student who fell)
(Guy plays trumpet)
Policeman: Hey, you got a license for that?
Guy: You'll never take me alive!
(blows trumpet into his ear, like shooting himself with a gun, killing himself)
Door: (muffled) Knock, knock!
Man: Who's there?
Door: (slamming open on the man) The door!
Guy 1: Hey, did you know that carrots are good in your eyesight?
(Guy 2 sticks carrots in his eyes)
Guy 2: (deep voice) You lied to me!
Singer 1: Hello...
Singer 2: Hello...
Singer 3: Hello...
(Singer 4 steps on Mine Turtle)
Mine Turtle: Hello!
All Singers: Oh, no!
(Mine Turtle and singers explode)
Woman: Ooh, a puppy!
Man: Oh, careful honey. He has a knife!
Dog: Eeh, what? No, no. I don't!
Do the Flop Guy: (slides into crowd) Everybody do the flop!!!
(everybody flops face first on the ground)
Guy (offscreen): Hello, burger!
Burger: I used to be a cow.
Guy (Offscreen): Oh!
Narrator: And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen from really far away.
Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Hey, do you have a menu?
(Banjo and Other Guy 2 explodes in volume 3)
Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Apples!
Singers (singing): He's a magical pony flying through the sky. On a magical journey just for you and I-
Army Guy 1: Shoot him down.
(Army Guy 2 fires cannon at pony)
(Magical Pony explodes)
(Man looks at his watch)
Man: I have no idea how to breathe.
Dad: What are you drawing, honey?
Daughter: I'm drawing a bear! (Is revealed to be drawing the bear on a bear)
Guy 1: Quick, don't think about cats!
(Guy 2 pukes out lots of cats)
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I Like Planes Kid: (opens mouth)
(airplane crashes into a house, Mom and I Like Planes Kid died)
(Stupid 2 choked)
Stupid 1: Is anybody here a doctor?
Doctor: I am!
Stupid 1: Well, you're a nerd!
(Stupid 2 died and hi-five with Stupid 1)
(credits roll continue)
- Mine Turtle returns in the "Hello" sketch.
- This is the most view and likes in all asdfmovies which is over 200,000 likes and over 13,000,000 views!
- The Three Stooges' "Hello" chord was featured in this asdfmovie.
- The Pony skit form asdfmovie 5 returns in this episode.