Asdfmovie7 is the seventh episode of Asdfmovie. It was uploaded to YouTube on October 25, 2013, which was previously uploaded Asdfmovie6 on February 9 the same year. The opening skit is "Birthday" and the closing skit is "Color Switch"
Characters[]
- Mr. Muffin (debut)
- Do The Flop Guy (second appearance)
- Guy Asking About Birthday and Guy Who Got Older For His Birthday (exclusive)
- Guys Who Take It Outside (exclusive)
- Desmond the Moon Bear (Skeleton Edition)
- Cop
- Joey
- Girl Who Wants to Play Catch the Knife
- Mother
Crew[]
Written and Directed by
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
Animated by
- Ben "Wonchop" Smallman
Music by
- Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton
Voice Actors[]
- Dominic Fera
- Chloe Dungate
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
- Kimberly Miller
- Dean Dobbs
- Zack Keller
- Todd Bryanton as Do The Flop Guy
- Daniel J. Layton
- Sam Lavagnino as Mr. Muffin
Transcript[]
Birthday
Guy 1: Hey, what'd you get for your birthday?
Guy 2: I got older!
Guy 1: Hahahaha!
(Guy 2 rapidly ages)
Guy 2: Hnnnnnggggghhh.. (while aging)
Guy 1: AAAAAAAH! That is weird.
asdfmovie7
(static)
Catch the Knife
Girl 1: (holding a knife) Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?
Girl 2: Sure!
(Girl 2 gets shot)
Girl 1: (now holding a gun instead of a knife) Man, I suck at this game.
(static)
Homework/Drugs
Cop: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing... (zoom to the big screen for a whoosh) Homework.
Ma'am: But where did I go wrong?!
(static)
Suicidal Muffin
Muffin: Hey, Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks, Mr. Muffin.
Muffin: But I wanna die!
(static)
Ghost
Brian: Hey, Stacy! You wanna go do the prom with me?
Stacy: Uh, I'm sorry, but I'm a ghost.
Brian: But you're not dea..
(Stacy shoots herself in the head with a gun off-screen, and her ghost floats upwards)
Stacy: (as a ghost) Bye, Brian.
(static)
Take it Outside
Man 1: (Looks angry) Hey, buddy! You wanna take this outside?
Man 2: (Also looks angry) Sure!
(They go outside)
Man 1: (Still looks angry) Wow! What a lovely evening!
Man 2: (Also still looks angry) This is a really good idea!
(static)
Don't Jump/Do the Flop 2
Guy: (with three other guys) Don't jump! You have so much to live for!
Dougal Flopguy: Everybody Do the FLOP!
(Dougal Flopguy and the three guys flop face first, and then the suicidal guy, and he falls off the building and dies with blood splattering out of his body)
(static)
Fat Guy/Suicidal Muffin 2
Fat Guy: Oh, I'm so full...
Muffin: You have room for a muffin?
Fat Guy: No!
Muffin: (In happy voice) WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?!
(static)
Allergic to Feathers
Guy: (sliding over to girl) Hey baby, are you an angel? 'cause I'm allergic to feathers. (regurgitates on girl)
(static)
You're Fat
(The sun frowns, looking bored)
Saturn: (orbiting around sun) You're fat!
(The sun smiles)
(static)
Tall Midget
(Two people standing quietly)
Guy 2: I am a very tall midget.
(static)
Turn That Frown Upside-Down
Stupid Guy 1: Hey buddy, turn that frown upside-down!
Stupid Guy 2: Okay! (breaks his neck and face plants on the ground. However, he doesn't die because you can see him breathing)
(static)
Desmond the Moon Bear 2
(Desmond the Moon Bear intro plays, but this time, the moons moves slightly faster and the music uses more instruments)
Singer: ♪ DESMOND THE MOON BEAR! ♪
(Desmond's skeleton on the moon is shown)
The End
(static)
Color Switch
(Guy pulls a light switch. Everything becomes colored and hills, bushes, sun, the sky, and clouds appear. The guy is naked.)
Guy: Ah! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAHH-
(static)
Color Switch 2/Suicidal Muffin 3
(Buildings appear with a streetlight and the sun with clouds, a sky, and bushes, all in color also appear. 2 guys are also naked.)
Guy 1: Hey, want a bana-(notices everything is colored, therefore they are both naked) OH WHAT?! NO! TURN IT BACK! AAAAAAHH!
(both run away yelling and screaming)
Muffin: (jumps out) Who wants a muffin?
(credits)
Credits
Muffin: Subscribe to TomSka for more videos and go to... and go to, umm... And check out Bravest Warriors on Cartoon Hangover.
Trivia[]
- Desmond the Moon Bear 2 is a continuation of the skit from asdfmovie2. After three and a half years, Desmond has been reduced to a skeleton.
- The "Do the Flop Guy" skit from asdfmovie6 was brought back in this movie.
- This episode is the darkest of all the asdfmovies because of its high death toll and taste of dark comedy (especially jokes about suicide), featuring 5 deaths.
- However, asdfmovie6 has 8 or 9 deaths. (3), The four singers (4), one of the two far away guys (5), the Pony (6), the Girl drawing a bear (possibly) (7), the mother and baby (who is possibly Ryan) (possibly) (8 and 9 or not dead) and the guy who needs a doctor (8 or 9).
- Although in the 'turn that frown upside down' skit, the guy fakes his death because you can see him breathing.
- This video, as of 2022, is age-restricted.
- It is age-restricted due to the community guidelines (due to being shitty and incomplete). This makes it the first video to be age-restricted, the second being Asdfmovie11.
- TomSka admits that the humor from this episode, as well as asdfmovie6, was a result to his own mental health issues at the time.
- The film reveals that everyone and everything in the asdfmovie world is naked, as the colour gags near the end show. The monochrome coloring hid the characters from being shown in the nude.
- Starting with this installment, asdfmovie no longer has a skit after credits (which previously only happened in asdfmovie3), instead ending with one of the characters (in this case Mr. Muffin) asking viewers to subscribe to TomSka's channel.
- Asdfmovie7: deleted scenes does have a skit during the credits. But every episode after that doesn't.
- The sun may be bored due to the amount of time Saturn takes to revolve around it.
- Joey also appeared in asdfmovie3 and 4.
- However, it is unknown whether this is that Joey, or another Joey.
- The "Homework" joke is a reference in TomSka's video "Meanwhile 2."
- In that video, one part takes place in a parallel universe where homework is drugs.