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Asdfmovie8 is the eighth episode of Asdfmovie. It was uploaded to YouTube on October 10, 2014.

Voice Actors[]

  • Joel Berghult (Roomie)
  • Chloe Dungate
  • Eddie Bowley (Eddache)
  • Alison Bowley
  • Sam Lavagnino
  • Kylie Minogue
  • Hazel Hayes
  • Mark Fischbach (Markiplier)
  • Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)
  • Thomas Ridgewell (TomSka)

Transcript[]

Love You, Baby[]

Singer: ♪ Ooh, baby! I love you, baby! ♪

Mom: Stay away from my baby!

Baby: *unnaturally deep voice* But mother, I love him.

(asdfmovie8 title screen)

(static)

Afraid of Backstories[]

Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.

Doctor: When did this all start?

Patient: Well... *zooming on his face* AAAAAAAAAAAA-

(static)

Suicidal Muffin 4[]

Guy: Hey! What time is it?!

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.

(awkward silence)

Muffin: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!

(static)

Pay For Your Food[]

Waitress: Miss, you need to pay for your food.

Patron: Nope! (regurgitates a burger and leaves)

(static)

Baby Date[]

Woman: Oh, Timmy, don't cry!

Timmy: (Cries)

Woman: Seriously, Timmy, cut it out!

(Timmy continues to cry)

Woman: Timmy! This is the worst date ever!

(static)

Skateboarding Cow[]

Narrator: And now, a cow pretending to be a man.

Man: Alan, are you a cow?

Alan: What? No!

Cow: Ya, me neither! You guys wanna go skateboards?

(static)

Most Beautiful Girl[]

Girl 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!

Girl 2: (giggles) My boyfriend said that too! (gets stabbed)

Girl 1: *demonic voice* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

(static)

Giant Flying Sheep[]

Conspiracy theorist: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!

Witness: ...Those are clouds.

Conspiracy theorist: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO--

(static)

Real Man/Skateboarding Cow 2[]

Eddie: You're leaving me?

Zelda: Sorry, Eddie. I've met a REAL man.

Cow: Hi, babe! Yes, I am a real man. You wanna go skateboards?

(static)

Adopted[]

(dog panting)

Owner: You're adopted!

(High-pitch ding plays, dog looks either sad or scared)

(static)

Elevator[]

(worker presses a button on the elevator and runs away just before it opens up)

Old Man: You darn kids get off my property!

(static)

Mirror[]

Loner: Knock knock!

Loner's Reflection: Who's there?

Loner: A mirror! (zooms out, and is revealed to be just a mirror) I am lonely.

(static)

Magic Trick[]

Magician: Would you like to see a magic trick?

Kid: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) No!

(static)

Little And Big Babies[]

Man: Aww, look at the little baby.

Baby: (coos)

Man: And now look at the big baby!

Big Baby: *deep voice* Wah.

(static)

Dead Orphans/Skateboarding Cow 3[]

Orphanage Master: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this?!

(The skateboard cow rides by)

Cow: (In whisper) Skateboards.

Gallery[]

Behind the Scenes[]

  • The cow is voiced by TomSka doing a faux Minnesotan accent based on a character he saw on Family Guy.

Trivia[]

  • This video nearly caused legal issues with Sam Lavagnino's (the official voice of Mr. Muffin) management due to the fact that Tom did not realise that he needed to relicense the audio containing his voice clips he recorded a year before the asdfmovie 8's release, believing he owned them. This was because Sam is an official voice actor for multiple cartoon shows, and thus, has royalty rights. Unfortunately, Tom allowed his YouTuber friend Joel Berghult AKA RoomieOfficial to remix asdfmovie 8 into a music video (which was made worse by primarily focusing the song on Mr. Muffin's quote "IT'S MUFFIN TIME!") before learning about the licensing issue, preventing Roomie from monetising and uploading the song on Spotify and iTunes unless he paid a licensing fee thrice as expensive as the original licensing fee Tom had to pay. Thankfully, the song is still available on YouTube for the audience to watch and enjoy.[1][2]

References[]

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