Asdfmovie9 is the 9th installment of the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 7, 2015.

Voice Actors


Mom: Jimmy, take out the dog!
Jimmy: (puts on a pair of glasses) Yes, mother. (shoots the dog)
Mom: For a walk, Jimmy!
(title screen)
Steven: (singing) It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode!
Guy: Hey, Steven!
Steven: What have you done? (explodes)
Woman: Aw, what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
David: Hello, I am David!
Little Boy: Can Susy come out to play?
Mother: Sure! (Susy bursts out of the mother's uterus)
Little Boy and Susy: Yaaaay! (runs off)
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad!
Hungry: Why did you name me this way?
Mugger: (Points gun that goes cock) You're gonna die!
Mr. Suicide: We're all gonna die.
(the mugger thinks, then lowers his gun looking sad)
(Close up of a banana skin)
(sound of footfalls)
(Zooms out as another banana enters the screen, and looks at skin to gasp in horror)
Girl: Ooh, a butterfly!
John: Honey, no!
Girl: (carried away by a butterfly) Whee!
Butterfly: She's mine now, John.
Guy 1: Are you hungry?
Guy 2: No, I'm crazy! (Hammy is revealed to be talking to a cactus)
(still shot of stairs)
Guy: Whoops!
(Guy is seen tumbling up the stairs)
Guy: Excuse me, are you going to eat that?
Baby: (gurgling)
Woman: No... You can have it!
Guy: Thank you! (takes the baby and leaves)
(A guy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it)
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(The aforementioned guy is hit by a train coming out of the phone)
(a pole-valuter runs down the track, and jams the pole in the ground before being impaled by a knight on a horse)
Girl: Honey, I'm pregnant! (she is revealed to be talking to a lady)
Girl: I can explain!
Mother: I think we should be friends. (leaves him)
Guy: Mother?
Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does? (presses a button) Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad?
Guy 2: Sure!
(Guy 1 is gone)
Guy 2: (chuckles and zooms in) Comedy.
(end screen)


Behind the Scenes

TomSka cites his parents' marriage falling apart as part of the reason behind the parent abandonment jokes in this particular installment.


  • Animator: Ben Smallman
  • Directed and Written by Tomska
  • Music by Todd Bryanton
  • Film Editor: Elliot Gould

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