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Asdfmovie9 is the 9th installment of the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 7, 2015 and it is directed to TomSka.


Voice Actors[]

  • Chloe Dungate
  • Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach (as David)
  • Dodie "Doddleoddle" Clark
  • Phil "AmazingPhil" Lester
  • Dan "Danisnotonfire" Howell
  • Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
  • Todd Bryanton
  • Edd Gould (archived audio)

Transcript[]

Mom: Jimmy. Take out the dog.
Jimmy: (puts on a pair of glasses) Yes, mother. (shoots the dog)
Mom: For a walk, Jimmy!
(title screen)
(static)
Steven: (singing) ♪ It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode! ♪
Guy: Hey, Steven!
Steven (in a low pitched voice): What have you done? (explodes)
(static)
Woman: Aw, what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
(beat)
David: Hello! I am David.
(static)
Little Boy: Can Susie come out to play?
Mother: Sure! (Susie bursts out of the mother's uterus)
Little Boy and Susy: Yaaaay! (runs off)
(static)
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad!
Hungry: Why did you name me this way?
(static)
Mugger: (Points gun) You're gonna die!
Mr. Suicide: We're all gonna die.
(the mugger thinks, then lowers his gun looking sad)
(static)
Girl: Ooh, a butterfly!
John: Honey, no!
Girl: (carried away by a butterfly) Wheeeee!
Butterfly: She's mine now, John.
(static)
Guy 1: Are you hungry?
Guy 2: No, I'm crazy! (Man is revealed to be talking to a cactus)
(static)
(still shot of stairs)
Guy: Whoops!
(Guy is seen tumbling up the stairs)
(static)
Guy: Excuse me, are you going to eat that?
Baby: Beh.
Woman: No. You can have it!
Guy: Thank you! (takes the baby and leaves)
(static)
(A guy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it)
Ryan / I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(The aforementioned guy is hit by a train coming out of the phone)
(static)
(a pole-valuter runs down the track, and jams the pole in the ground before being impaled by a knight on a horse)
(static)
Girl: Honey, I'm pregnant! (she is revealed to be talking to a lady)
Girl: I can explain.
(static)
Mother: I think we should just be friends. (leaves him)
Billy: Mother?
(static)
Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does?

(presses a button)

Guy: Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.

(static)
Guy 1: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad?
Billy: Sure!
(Guy 1 is gone)
Billy: Haha, (zooms in) comedy.
(end screen)
(static)

Trivia[]

  • This marks the return of the I Like Trains skit last used in Asdfmovie3.

Gallery[]

Behind the Scenes[]

TomSka cites his parents' marriage falling apart as part of the reason behind the parent abandonment jokes in this particular installment.

Staff[]

  • Animator: Ben Smallman
  • Directed and Written by Tomska
  • Music by Todd Bryanton
  • Film Editor: Elliot Gould

External links[]

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