"Can People Fly?" is a sketch in asdfmovie12, in which a man (voiced by Jim "Caddicarus" Caddick) calls someone to ask if people can fly, as he's floating in the air. after hearing the news, he falls & becomes a squished-up pile of dead asdfperson.
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(*dials number on mobile phone*)
Guy 1: hey, erm, can people fly?
(the person he called probably said no)
Guy 1: that's a shame. (*splats on the ground*)