Asdfmovie9 is the 9th installment of the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 7, 2015 and it is directed to TomSka.
Voice Actors[]
- Chloe Dungate
- Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach (as David)
- Dodie "Doddleoddle" Clark
- Phil "AmazingPhil" Lester
- Dan "Danisnotonfire" Howell
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
- Todd Bryanton
- Edd Gould (archived audio)
Transcript[]
Mom: Jimmy. Take out the dog.
Jimmy: (puts on a pair of glasses) Yes, mother. (shoots the dog)
Mom: For a walk, Jimmy!
(title screen)
(static)
Guy: (singing) ♪ It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode! ♪
Guy 2: Hey, Steven!
Steven (in a low pitched voice): What have you done?! (explodes)
(static)
Woman: Aw.. what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
(beat)
Man: Hello, I am David.
(static)
Boy: Can Suzy come out to play?
Mother: Sure! (Suzy bursts out of the mother's uterus)
Little Boy and Suzy: (in unison) Yaaay! (runs off)
(static)
Girl: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi "Hungry", I'm dad!
Girl: ... Why did you name me this way?
(static)
Guy 1: (Points gun) You're gonna die!
Guy 2: We're all gonna die.
(thinks, then lowers his gun looking sad)
(static)
Girl: Ooh, a butterfly!
John: Honey, no!
Girl: (carried away by a butterfly) Wheeeee!
Butterfly: She's mine now, John.
(static)
Guy 1: Are you hungry?
Guy 2: No, I'm crazy! (Man is revealed to be talking to a cactus)
(static)
(still shot of stairs)
Guy: Whoops!
(Guy is seen tumbling up the stairs)
(static)
Guy: Excuse me, are you going to eat that?
Baby: Beh.
Woman: No. You can have it!
Guy: Thank you! (takes the baby and leaves)
(static)
(A guy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it)
Ryan / I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(The aforementioned guy is hit by a train coming out of the phone)
(static)
(a pole-valuter runs down the track, and jams the pole in the ground before being impaled by a knight on a horse)
(static)
Girl: Honey, I'm pregnant!
(she is revealed to be talking to a lady)
Girl: I can explain.
(static)
Mother: I think we should just be friends. (leaves him)
Billy: Mother?
(static)
Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does?
(presses a button)
Guy: Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.
(static)
Guy 1: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad?
Billy: Sure!
(Guy 1 is gone)
Billy: Haha, (zooms in) comedy.
(end screen)
(static)
Trivia[]
- This marks the return of the I Like Trains skit last used in Asdfmovie3.
Gallery[]
Behind the Scenes[]
TomSka cites his parents' marriage falling apart as part of the reason behind the parent abandonment jokes in this particular installment.
Staff[]
- Animator: Ben Smallman
- Directed and Written by Tomska
- Music by Todd Bryanton
- Film Editor: Elliot Gough