I am a Stegosaurus! is a skit that is part of Asdfmovie4, Asdfmovie: deleted scenes, and Ultrasdf.
Squashes
- Time Traveler
- Susie
- Theorist
- Dez Nuts
Script
Scene 1
(Time Machine appears.)
Time Traveler: (Walks out of time machine) It worked! My time machine wor--
Stegosaurus: (Stomps on Man and time machine) I am a Stegosaurus! (With a bird tweet in the background for jungle effects.)
(static)
Scene 2
Mom: No, Susie! Don't walk in the road!
Susie: Look, Mom, I made it! (Gets crushed by dinosaur)
Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!
(static)
Scene 3
Theorist: Oh, no! Giant flying SHEEP--- (Gets crushed by dinosaur)
Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!
(static)