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Stegosaurus

I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!!

I am a Stegosaurus! is a skit that is part of Asdfmovie4, Asdfmovie: deleted scenes, and Ultrasdf.

Squashes

  • Time Traveler
  • Susie
  • Theorist
  • Dez Nuts

Script

Scene 1

(Time Machine appears.)

Time Traveler: (Walks out of time machine) It worked! My time machine wor--

Stegosaurus: (Stomps on Man and time machine) I am a Stegosaurus! (With a bird tweet in the background for jungle effects.)

(static)

Scene 2

Mom: No, Susie! Don't walk in the road!

Susie: Look, Mom, I made it! (Gets crushed by dinosaur)

Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!

(static)

Scene 3

Theorist: Oh, no! Giant flying SHEEP--- (Gets crushed by dinosaur)

Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!

(static)

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