"It's Mine Turtle" is a Tomska video advertising and explaining the upcoming card game called "Don't Press That Mine Turtle ". It was published on June 3, 2024.
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[Thunder]
TomSka: (as a mad scientist) [laughs maniacally] Finally! Combining the cuteness of a turtle...and the deadliness of a mine, I have created...Mine Turtle!!!! [Tom held up a Mine Turtle]
Mine Turtle: (echoes)Hello!
Boy: WHY?! (awkward silence) Why would you do that?
(presses the button and they both explode, the game box is revealed)
Matt Lev: Don't Press that mine Turtle is a game! A game is a thing that you play with your friends. Friends are a group of people you find when you go outside. Outside is where the horrors live.
(demonic noises)
Matt Lev: So don't go outside! Stay inside and play our fun new asdfmovie party game, Don't Press That Mine Turtle!
(man screaming)
Matt Lev: Don't Press That Mine Turtle is an explosive game of Truth or Dare that will TURTLELY test the know of you and your friends.
Police Officer: What are you? A chicken?
Skateboard Cow: No! I am a man.
Matt Lev: The goals and rules of the game is simple.: Whatever you do, DON'T press that Mine Turtle. Because if you do, he might just well explode
(a man presses it and he explodes)
Matt Lev: WHAT DID I JUST SAY???
Man: Sorry. (muffled voice)
Matt Lev: Each player starts the game with three randomly drawn Mission cards which they will use to push each other to the limits! Mission cards can either be telling truths...
Kid: Mum, Dad, I’m imaginary.
Dad: (gasp) I have no son?
Matt Lev: ...doing dares...
Do the Flop Guy: This one's called the "Oh No"! (does the flop but ends up flopping face first on the Mine Turtle's button) oh no. (he explodes)
Matt Lev: ...or completing challenges!
Boy: I Spy with my little eyes, something that begins with B!
TomSka: Boat.
Boy: Wait what? (boat falls on him)
Matt Lev: On your turn, choose a Mission card and the victim-I mean player you want to give it to. Ideally somebody who would rather risk a firey inferno than doing it. If they refuse to do so or fails the mission, they'll have to push the Mine Turtle's detonator button for as many times as the cards says. And the meaner the missions, the more times they'll have to press it!
Girl: Phew!
(presses the button, then the footage rewinds to replaying the moment it left off on)
Matt Lev: But watch out! Choose your targets carefully, because if they complete the mission, then that means YOU have to push the button yourself instead! And with each press of the button making Mine Turtle more likely to explode (explodes on player's face) It means that you don't want to overestimate your opponents! (shows Write Your Own cards) Some cards requires need you to fill in the blanks. So either get creative!...OR CRUEL.
I Like Trains Kid's mom: Here comes the airplane!
Man: OH GOD PLEASE NO!!! (cuts to airplane being vomited on him, man screams in horror)
Matt Lev: The game ends when the winner or loser is declared after someone finally detonates Mine Turtle. But why stop there? Press the button to prime him again and let the firey fun continue! And if you wanna add some REAL stakes to the game, try deciding on a fenish forfeit challenge for the losers before you begin.: (shows the forfeit challenge options) such as eating a spoonful of chili powder, drinking a glass of cold gravy or even....GOING OUTSIDE.
Loser: No please! ANYTHING but that! (door opens to reveal a wormhole that sucks him through. Man screams as the door closes)
Matt Lev: And that's how you play Don't Press That Mine Turtle, our EXPLOSIVE fun game of Truth or Dare. Available now to pre-order and back on Kickstarter and available to buy in stores and online at all good retailers....EVENTUALLY. So have fun! And remember, DON'T press that Mine Turtle!
(the turtle and game box both explodes off screen, cuts to Tom, Elliott and Eddie in the studio)
TomSka: Hey you! My name is Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
Elliott Gough: I'm Elliott Gough,
Eddie Bowley: And I'm Eddie Bowley.
TomSka: Five years ago back in the summer of 2019, we teamed up with Big Potato Games to created the release our first-ever asdfmovie card game called It's Muffin Time! and with your help and support, we were able to launch it in stores and online around the world. Seeing people have fun and making memories with a franchise creation of something we've made has just been awesome over the last 16 years.
Elliott Gough: So that's why teamed up with Big Potato Games again to bring you our NEW asdfmovie card game: Don't Press That Mine Turtle!
Eddie Bowley: Inside this box, you'll find 120 mission cards, plus three "Write Your Own" cards and of course, the talking Mine Turtle!
Elliott Gough: We decided to go for we're bringing this game to Kickstarter second time around because even though the design has wrapped production and the game has been completely finished, with your support, we can afford the money to make it BIGGER and even better. Newer upgrades would include such as that means adding brand new cards, it means putting little gizmos inside that guy, it will rumble and then maybe light up, who knows? And even maybe, some of them will be filled with explosives!
TomSka: Uh no no no. We're not putting REAL explosions into this game, Elliott.
Elliott Gough: OH NO, yes we are!
TomSka: No!
Elliott Gough: Too late! I've already done it though.
TomSka: NO!!! No wait you did? How many?
Elliott Gough: I already placed five.
TomSka: Oh fun! So if that sounds like your kind of thing or cup of tea, then preorder the game right now. Check out our Kickstarter page for all the details and if you actually like the game, then you can back it and become one of the first ever people in the world to actually play it! You wanna be one of the first people in the world to play it before it actually comes out, don't you? Especially you, DARREN. (laughs) We're gonna get you!
Eddie Bowley: We LOVE making this stuff!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Elliott Gough: Hey! What does that button do?
TomSka and Eddie Bowley: NOOOOOOO!!!!
(all three of them explode)
Text: asdfmovie15 is coming soon
Endcard plays
Cast and Crew[]
Co-Creator:
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
- Eddie "Eddache" Bowley
- Elliot Gough
Editor:
- Kai Newton
Animation:
- Billy Crinion
- Benjamin "Wonchop" Smallman
Publisher:
- Big Potato
Cinematographer:
- Ciaran O'Brien
Additional Graphics:
- Apothael
Voice Cast:
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
- Will "DaGames" Ryan
- Todd Bryanton as Dougal Flopguy
- Charlie Belle