This is related to the Kickstarter video. For the card game, see Muffin Time.
"It's Muffin Time" is a video advertising and explaining the upcoming card game of the same name. It currently has 3,905,924 views and over 238,000 likes on YouTube as of Wednesday, September 4, 2019. It was published to YouTube on August 14, 2019.
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Doctor: Hey, What time is it?
Mr. Muffin: ITS MUFFIN TIME!
Doctor: Haha! Time of Death: Muffin Time.
Mr. Muffin: Wait what?
(Music starts to play)
Narrator: Muffin Time is a card game, its kind of like a sexy horse... Except its a bit shorter; and its perfectly square; and its' a card game.
(Bass Boosted Horse Sounds)
(Kids answering "oooooh!!!")
Narrator: You win if you exactly have 10 cards of the start in your turn. Is it right?
Clown: Aww man, I never get anything right.
(Clown makes an pistol out of the balloon)
A kid: I wanted a giraffe!
Narrator: Each player starts the game with 3 randomly drawn cards. On your turn, you can draw a new card OR
(Rock sound plays)
Narrator: Some will get you more cards.
Snake Arms Girl: Go, Snake Arms!
[bites a guy]
A guy: Oh...
Narrator: Some will make your rivals lose cards.
A guy: Hello, Mine Turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Narrator: And some action cards are just plain freaky...
Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[the second guy cuts off the first guy's arm]
First Guy: AAAAAA-
Narrator: Each turn you can also...
[Rock sound plays x2]
Narrator: Trap cards are kept secret and activate when another player does something specific.
A guy: Ooh, what's this?
[A guy gets shooted]
A guy 2: Hey, what's the time!
[A guy 2 gets shooted]
A guy 3: Here, catch!
woman: no words
[gets shooted also]
Narrator: But don't forget about...
[Rock sound plays x3]
Narrator: You can play counter cards whenever. Some counter action cards.
guy 1: Go, Magical Pony!!
Music: He's a magical pony flying through the sky-
guy 2: Nope.
[Magical Pony gets exploded]
Narrator: Some reverse effects.
Thief: Give me your hand!
A guy: NO! Gimme your hand!
A guy: In marriage!
Narrator: And some counter other counters!
Potato: Hehe you fool! Nothing can get past me. Nothing except a dog with a knife.
Dog with a Knife: Hello im a dog with a knife
Narrator: Once you have 10 cards in your hand, say: It's Muffin Time!
Narrator: And if you still have exactly 10 cards cards at the start of your next turn: YOU WIN!
A guy (Winner): Read 'em 'n' weep, boys!
Narrator: You can purchase Muffin Time right now on Kickstarter! There's The Original One, The Bigger One, and The Bestest One! And let's not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives... They know what they've done.
[Muffled scream "help me!!!"]
Narrator: However, if you're watching this in the post apocalyptic near future: try trading valuable resources for a copy. Such as a firstborn child! It doesn't even have to be your own.
Big Baby: Wah.
Narrator: And now a word from our publisher... big potato.
Big Potato: I'M A PROFESSIONAL GAME PUBLISHER!
Thomas: Hey you! My name is Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell.
Elliot: I'm Elliot Gough.
Eddie: And I'm Eddie Bowley!
Thomas: I created asdfmovie 11 years ago-
Mr. Muffin: I like the show a-s-d-f movie-
Eddie: We've spent the past year developing this game. It's got 200 unique cards, all inspired by the asdfmovie series, and we're just so excited to get this game out there and to work with Big Potato to publish it!
Elliot: We decided to go through Kickstarter because the game is done, we've finished it, and we just wanted to give it to you first.
Thomas: Also there's a bunch of cool Kickstarter exclusives that you'd only get if you back it through Kickstarter so uh...
Mr. Muffin: Anybody want a muffin?!
Eddie: *not too loud* Nope!
Everyone: Byeeee... The game.
[Everyone is repeating the word Bye..... The Game.]
Mr. Muffin: Bye!
Big Potato: AAAAAA-
[Big Potato squashes Mr. Muffin]
The video ends.
- This was the final video where Mr. Muffin was seen alive, because was murdered by the Big Potato in the final scene of the commercial off screen.