marmite is terrible (also known as asdfmite) is an asdfmovie video written by TomSka and animated by Edd Gould. It was uploaded to YouTube on April 20, 2010. It is about Marmite who thinks that people don't like him much because he is terrible and he likes cause trouble to them.
Skits[]
- marmite finds the pony
- marmite makes a new friend
- marmite gives directions
- marmite gives moral support
- marmite saves the day
Transcript[]
Tom: This video is sponsored by Marmite. (not in actual video.)
marmite finds the pony
Little girl: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Marmite: Yes.
(The little girl smiles.)
Marmite: I ate him.
Little girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title Sequence
(Title sequence plays)
marmite makes a new friend
Man: Marmite, why does no one like you?
(man bursts into flames)
Man: Oh yeah...
marmite gives directions
Man on phone: Hey, uh, how do I get to your place again?
(slight mumbling from phone)
Man on phone: Ok, thanks.
(The man hangs up the phone and his car crashes into a wall.)
marmite gives moral support
Boss: Steve, I'm giving you a promotion!
(Steve smiles.)
("Marmite" in black, bold letters briefly appears across screen)
Voiceover: Marmite.
Boss: Yep, now you're fired!
(Steve frowns.)
marmite saves the day
(John opens a door.)
John: Honey, I'm ho-- MARMITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
(Marmite appears in bed with John's wife.)
Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.
John: Y...yeah...you are.
Title Sequence
(Title sequence plays)