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This is about the card game. If you are looking for the Kickstarter video, See It's Muffin Time. If you are looking for the skits, See Asdfmovie7, Asdfmovie8 or Asdfmovie12 (if your looking for Waffle skits).

Muffin Time is an upcoming asdfmovie card game, created by TomSka and Big Potato Games. The game will be funded by Kickstarter and will release in March 2020. It was revealed in the TomSka video, "IT'S MUFFIN TIME".

Gameplay

Each player starts off with three random cards from a deck. During a player's turn, they can take a new card from the deck or play their cards. There are three different types of cards: Action, Trap, and Counter cards. Action cards have a variety of effects such as benefiting a player, screwing over a player, or have a random effect. Trap cards are placed face-down which another player can flip over, read it out, and negatively effect them. Trap cards can be used once per turn. Trap cards do not count to the total of cards a player has and only three trap cards can be active at a time. Counter cards can counter another player's card and can placed straightaway. When a player has 10 cards, he/she must shout out, "It's Muffin Time". If a player has 10 cards during their next turn, they win. There are over 200 unique cards in the game.

Cards

Action

Name Image Description Origin
Alien Invasion
MuffinTime Alien Invasion
give another player your entire hand Asdfmovie4
Baby With A Gun
MuffinTime Baby With A Gun
(Kickstarter-exclusive) steal as many cards as you want from as many other players Baby With A Gun
Banana Peel
MuffinTime Banana Peel
put this card in the deck face-up and whoever draws it keeps it and discards 3 other cards Asdfmovie9
Cake Day
MuffinTime Cake Day
all players each give 1 card to the player whose birthday is closest N/A
Cool Hat
MuffinTime Cool Hat
any players wearing a hat draw 3 cards Asdfmovie: deleted scenes
Do Not Want
MuffinTime Do Not Want
you can't play this card or win if it's in your hand (hope someone steals it) N/A
Don't Want to Be Fat choose yourself or another player to discard 3 cards asdfmovie10
Evil Tie steal 1 card from every player with the same amount of cards as you Asdfmovie
Got It Back In
Gibi
(Kickstarter-exclusive) steal another player's entire hand and put it in the deck Asdfmovie12
Got Your Nose
MuffinTime Got Your Nose
N/A Asdfmovie
Grow Up Fast all players draw up to (or discard down to) 7 cards Asdfmovie7
Here! Have It!
MuffinTime Here Have It
give any cards you don't want to another player N/A
Hit The Apple
MuffinTime Hit The Apple
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the last player to touch this card discard 3 cards Asdfmovie10
Hold This! trade hands with another player of your choice Asdfmovie3
Hold Your Horses no players can win until your next turn N/A
I Like Trains
MuffinTime I Like Trains
all players pass their hands to the left Asdfmovie2
I Want Mah Leymons ask another player do you have mah leymons. if they have the mah leymons cards, steal their entire hand Asdfmovie10
Imma Getcha! choose another player to discard all their action cards Asdfmovie10
In Sync
MuffinTime In Sync
repeat the action of the most recently played action card Asdfmovie5
Joust Time
MuffinTime Joust Time
(Mini-Game) play rock paper scissors with another player, the winner draws 3 cards

N/A

Level Up draw 2 cards, all other players draw 1 Asdfmvoie
Magical Pony draw 4 cards Asdfmovie6
Medication
MuffinTime Medication
all players currently on medication draw 2 cards Asdfmovie10
Mine Turtle
MuffinTime Mine Turtle
all players discard 3 cards Asdfmovie5
Muffin Time draw 5 cards Asdfmovie8
No, Llama! No!
MuffinTime No, Llama No
any players who can't drive discard 1 card Asdfmovie2
Oh No! if you can correctly guess the exact number of action cards in another player's hand steal all of them Asdfmovie5
Okay Draw (Mini-Game) all players aim finger guns at each other and the most targeted player/s discard 3 cards Asdfmovie10
Play That One choose 1 action from another players hand and force them to play it Asdfmovie5
Pointless
MuffinTime Pointless
nothing happens Asdfmovie
Promotion choose one player to give 1 card of their choice to another player marmite is terrible
Pull My Finger N/A Asdfmovie11
Single if this is your only cards draw 10 cards Asdfmovie11
Snake Arms
MuffinTime Snake Arms
steal 1 card from every boy player Asdfmovie10
Stolen Face steal 2 cards from another player Asdfmovie4
Suddenly Pinnapples N/A Asdfmovie: deleted scenes
Take It Outside (Mini-Game) challenge another player to an arm wrestle (or thumb war), the winner draws 3 cards Asdfmovie7
Tall Midget
MuffinTime Tall Midget
the tallest player has to give 3 cards to the shortest player Asdfmovie7
Throw The Cheese!!!! N/A Asdfmovie4
Whose Idea? steal 3 cards from the player who suggested this game Asdfmovie4
Why Wait? choose another player. it's their turn now Asdfmovie4
Wish Granted N/A Asdfmovie10
Yay! Cookies!
MuffinTime Yay Cookies
steal 1 card from all other players Asdfmovie2
You're Adopted
MuffinTime You're Adopted
adopt the 3 top cards from the discard pile Asdfmovie8
You're Dead! choose another player to discard all their counter cards (can't be countered (sorry))

Asdfmovie3


Counter

Name Description Origin
Aw, Come On!
MuffinTime Aw, Come On
stop another player's current action card and force them to discard 3 cards Asdfmovie
Can't Fire Me
Cfm
(Kickstarter-exclusive) if another player attempts to steal your cards, discard that many instead Asdfmovie12
Can't Tell Me
MuffinTime Can't Tell Me
stop the current action card and draw a card for yourself Asdfmovie4
Catch The Knife
MuffinTime Catch The Knife
stops the current counter card Asdfmovie7
Chase Me!
MuffinTime Chase Me
if another player steals this card from you, they discard their entire hand Asdfmovie10
Dead To Me
MuffinTime Dead To Me
stop the current action or trap card and force that player to skip their next turn Asdfmovie3
Dog With A Knife N/A Asdfmovie6
I'm A Ghost
I'm a ghost
stop the current action but discard all your active trap cards Asdfmovie7
No U
MuffinTime No U
stop another player stealing your cards and instead steal that many from them Asdfmovie4
Not Today!
MuffinTime Not Today
stops the current action, trap, or counter card Asdfmovie2
Oh... Okay?
MuffinTime Oh..
stop being forced to discard cards and draw that many instead Asdfmovie5
Opposite Day
MuffinTime YAD ETISOPPO
the effects of an action or trap card played against you effects whoever played it instead Asdfmovie5
Out Of Muffins
MuffinTime Out of Muffins
stops muffin time Asdfmovie5
Shoot It Down
MuffinTime Shoot It Down
stops magical pony Asdfmovie6
Static
MuffinTime Static
deflect an action or trap card played against you onto the next player N/A
Stegosaurus
MuffinTime Stegosaurus
choose another player to take the effect of the action or trap card played against you instead Asdfmovie4
Stop It N/A Mine Turtle (Song)
The Hole
MuffinTime The Hole
(Kickstarter-exclusive) stop the current action card and force that player to discard their entire hand The Hole
Tree Powers
MuffinTime Tree Powers
stop another player stealing your cards but skip your next turn Asdfmovie
We Failed choose another player to also be effected by an action or trap card played against you Asdfmovie: deleted scenes


Trap

Name Description Origin
Baby on Fire
MuffinTime Baby on Fire
if another player plays a card with "baby" in its title they discard 3 cards Asdfmovie3
Backstories
MuffinTime Backstories
if another player recalls an event from over a year ago they discard 3 cards Asdfmovie8
Catch!
MuffinTime Catch
if another player catches something you throw at them, steal three of their cards Asdfmovie4
Did Somebody Say _____?
Wafflecard
(Kickstarter-exclusive) if you successfully trick another player into repeating something you say they discard 3 cards Asdfmovie12
Do An Internet
MuffinTime Do An Internet
if another player is browsing the internet, steal 3 of their cards Asdfmovie4
Don't Think About Cats if another player mentions a cat, they discard 3 cards Asdfmovie6
Don't Touch
MuffinTime Don't Touch
put this card face down anywhere and if another player touches it, they discard 5 cards Asdfmovie3
Face in a Face stick this card to your forehead and if another player mentions it you both draw 5 cards Asdfmovie6
Farting Butt
MuffinTime Farting Butt
N/A Asdfmovie11
Hello There say "hello" to another player and steal 3 cards if they say "hello" back Asdfmovie9
If You're Happy if another player sings out loud steal 3 of their cards Asdfmovie10
LOL Out Loud if another player says "muffin time" they discard 3 cards N/A
Magic Word if another player says "please" steal 3 of their cards Asdfmovie11
Named This Way the first player to say your first name discards 3 cards Asdfmovie9
Needles
MuffinTime Needles
(Kickstarter-exclusive) if another player steals any of your cards, they discard 5 cards Needles
On Your Face stick this card to your forehead and if another player mentions it steal 5 of their cards Asdfmovie3
What?!
MuffinTime What
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if you successfully trick another player into saying "what" they discard 3 cards Asdfmovie11
What Have You Done?
MuffinTime What Have You DONE
if another player plays an action card specifically on you, the same effect also applies to them Asdfmovie9
What Time Is It?
MuffinTime What TIme Is It
if another player asks the time, steal 4 of their cards Asdfmovie8

Editions

  • The Original One (2-6 Players, $18, Shiny 'Suicidal Muffin' card)
  • The Kickstarter One (2-6 Players, $24, Shiny 'Suicidal Muffin' card)
  • The Bigger Kickstarter One (2-8 Players, $25/$30, Rainbow Pack (40 cards), Shiny 'Suicidal Muffin' card)
  • The Bestest Kickstarter One (2-10 Players, $36, Rainbow Pack (40 cards), Pie Flavour Pack (40 cards), Shiny 'Suicidal Muffin' card)

Kickstarter Stretch Goals

  • $91,000 (10 Kickstarter-exclusive cards including Baby With A Gun, Needles, and The Hole)
  • $240,000 (10 holographic cards including Stegosaurs, I Like Trains, and Do An Internet)
  • $360,000 (Playing Mat)
  • $480,000 (Holographic Box)
  • $606,400 (Muffin Plushie/Only included with The Bestest Kickstarter One edition)
  • $900,000 (20 new asdfmovie12-themed cards)
  • $1,200,000 *not reached yet* (Muffin Pin Badge)

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