The Skateboard Cow (also known as the cow pretending to be a man, or REAL MAN) is a cow that wants to do nothing but "go SKATEBOARDS". He was born as an ordinary cow in a farm owned by "Happy Borger", but when a skateboarder detonated a mine, the skateboarder's skateboard landed inside the fences that kept the cows in. He developed a hobby for skateboarding, and became one of the most famous skateboarders. He has also been shown to supposedly "like to do the crime" in the asdfmovie12 deleted scenes. He also has his own song, REAL MAN.
Appearances[]
He first appears in the skit a Cow pretending to be a Man, where he asks 2 men (one of them named Alan) if they want to "go SKATEBOARDS".
His second skit is where Eddie asks his girlfriend if she's leaving him, where she tells him that she's met a real man. Suddenly, the cow asks Eddie's girlfriend if she wants to go SK8BORDZ.
In the end of asdfmovie8, however, an orphanage master wonders who would have killed the orphans, when the cow on his skateboard whispers, "SKATEBOARDS". So he has been responsible for killing the orphans.
His latest appearance is in the final sketch of asdfmovie10, where he is trying to say "Meow, meow. I'm a cow. I said, meow, meow, I'm a cow." But when a sheep screams "NO!!!!!!!!", he stops.
Appears In[]
- asdfmovie8
- asdfmovie10
- asdfmovie12 (Intro only)
- asdfmovie12: deleted scenes
- Beep Beep I'm A Sheep (He was a sheep with no skateboard or cap and the word "Cow" was embossed on him.)
- Muffin Time
- REAL MAN!
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