THE TWENTY MINUTE ASDFMOVIE is a joke episode of asdfmovie, uploaded March 29, 2011. Unlike other asdfmovies, it is not located on TomSka's channel, but rather a channel named RageNineteen.
Transcript[]
(On a chat board, a message can be seen that reads: "Make an ASDF film/movie for like 20 mins or so :D"
(a figure that resembles Thomas Ridgewell reads the message)
Tom: Okay, I get it. I guess I could.
(intro plays, the text reads "ASDF MOVIE 20")
Guy: Bananas! They're everywhere! Oh no!
(Three sloppily drawn bananas are floating in the air)
Guy: Quick, get the taser! (Guy suddenly has a taser in his hand. He then looks sad.)
Guy: This isn't working. Balls. (he frowns)
(static)
Guy 1: Good morning, how are you today?
Guy 2: Aw, I'm upside down.
Guy 1: Oh, you must have eaten all the cucumbers.
(a cucumber appears)
Guy 1: Aw.
(static)
(a screen shows up, which reads "Desmond moon thing christ...")
Narrator: Desmond the Moon Bear part 2!
Desmond: I am still a bear!
(static)
Guy 1: I am making a statement!
Guy 2: I beg to differ!
(a screen shows up, which reads "the end!!!! what?")
Narrator: The end.
(static)
Potato: I am an angry potato, and I hope you get cancer!
Edd: Oh, well, that was really uncalled for. (holds up gun) Take that back, you dick!
(static)
Woman: Oh no! Aliens are invading!
(a UFO is shown)
Guy: Quick, throw the cheese! (holds up cheese)
(the cheese moves relatively slowly through the air, while action music is hummed)
(the UFO explodes)
Guy: Yeah! We won!
(static)
Tom: The end, I guess.
(Tom reads the credits)