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THE_MUFFIN_SONG_(asdfmovie_feat._Schmoyoho)

THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfmovie feat. Schmoyoho)

The Muffin Song
THE_MUFFIN_SONG_(asdfmovie_feat._Schmoyoho)

Written and Directed by

Thomas Ridgewell

Vocals by

Sam Lavagnino

Music by

The Gregory Brothers

Animated by

Ben "Wonchop" Smallman

The Muffin Song is a music video by TomSka released on Friday, May 11th, 2018, featuring Mr. Muffin (also known as the Suicidal Muffin) in his first major appearance, as well as including other asdfmovie characters. It is the first asdfmovie content released in 2018. It features lyrics by TomSka and music by the Gregory Brothers, also known as Schmoyoho (best known for Songify the News). Much of the audio is autotuned pieces from previous asdfmovies. On, December 13, 2019 The song went gold getting half a million Certified units.

List of Characters[]

Lyrics[]

[Intro]

Wa, wa, wa

Wa, wa, wa (Who wants a muffin?)

Wa, wa, wa

Wa, wa, wa

[Verse 1]

Haa, I’m a muffin,

And it’s muffin time!

Who wants a muffin?

Please, I just wanna die.

Hey, somebody kill me.

Please, it’s muffin time.

Have you had a muffin today?

I wanna die, die die!

[Chorus A]

Please, I wanna die, die, die,

Die, die, die,

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

Please, I wanna die, die, die,

Die, die, die,

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

[Verse 2]

(Die, potato, die!)

(I baked you a pie!)

(Oh boy, what flavour?)

(Pie, pie, pie!)

(Dad, I’m hungry!)

(Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad!)

(Why did you name me this way?)

(Why, why, why?!)

(I’m gonna do an internet!)

(Well, I’m gonna do a book!)

(You’re leavin’ me?)

(I met a real man)

(Hey buddy, look …)

(… over here!)

(Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind!)

(You’re gonna die!)

(We’re all gonna die)

(Ooh, a butterfly!)

[Chorus B]

We’re all gonna die, die, die,

Die, die, die, (Pie, pie, pie)

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die! (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna die, die, die, (Ooh, a butterfly)

Die, die, die, (Hi, hi, hi)

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

[Verse 3]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Got your nose!

Look out, he’s got a nose!

Is this you? (Yes)

Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane!

I like trains.

Honey, I’m pregnant...

I can explain!

No! Don’t jump!

Okay, jump now.

I have no idea how to breathe.

Meow, meow, meow I’m a cow.

Hey, you got a license for that?

You’ll never take me alive!

Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!

No, llama, no!

[Chorus C]

Die, die, die,

Die, die, die, (Pie, pie, pie)

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die! (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna die, die, die, (No, llama, no)

Die, die, die, (Hi, hi, hi)

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

[Bridge]

Even though letting go feels right,

I can’t afford to say goodbye.

You and I are bound together,

Especially since cartoons live forever.

[Chorus D]

Please, I wanna die, die, die,

We're all gonna die, die, die, (Pie, pie, pie)

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die! (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna die, die, die, (No, llama, no)

Die, die, die, (Hi, hi, hi)

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Outro]

It’s muffin time,

'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

The_Muffin_Song_Scrapped_Versions

The Muffin Song Scrapped Versions

Muffin song unused parts

Beta lyrics[]

But, I wanna die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! I wanna die! Die! Die! Die! Somebody kill me!

One day, a chef sent a muffin to space and it landed in some radioactive waste.

The muffin grew a mouth and two cute little eyes, but he couldn't figure out, "Why am I alive?"

The muffin boy took a look in the mirror and wondered why he felt wrong.

He realized he was meant to be a muffin all along.

It's muffin time! Who wants a muffin? It's muffin time!

Notes[]

  • TomSka, assuring audiences that the video is not meant to say he hates asdfmovie (quite the opposite), explained in his vlog "Do I Hate asdfmovie?" that the song is mostly about his feelings on how long the series has been going on and how difficult it is for him to relate to the circa-2007 humor the series is based on.
  • In the shots of TomSka at convention appearances for asdfmovie, he is featured with two characters from the series (one who looks like the I Like Trains Kid and the other one who taught the Llama to drive), who gradually disappear. This represents the death of his friend Edd Gould and the breakdown of his friendship with Chris Bingham (which had been rekindled by the time this video was released), who respectively voiced these characters.
  • This song was used frequently on the social media platform TikTok, getting a lot of hate for that reason due to its context being lost.
  • When clicking the thumbnail for the song on Youtube, it will have a "You're not alone" warning.
    • Also, you can call the national suicide prevention lifeline on the video.
  • The unused version uses the credits music for Asdfmovie11.
  • The unused version reveals that Mr. Muffin was born when he (as an inanimate muffin) was sent to space and then landed in radioactive waste.
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