The Muffin Song

"The Muffin Song" is a music video by TomSka released on Friday, May 11th, 2018, featuring Mr. Muffin (also known as the Suicidal Muffin) in his first major appearance, as well as including other asdfmovie characters. It is the first asdfmovie content released in 2018. It features lyrics by TomSka and music by the Gregory Brothers, also known as Schmoyoho (best known for Songify the News). Much of the audio is autotuned pieces from previous asdfmovies.

List of Characters

• Mr. Muffin
• Skateboard Cow
• Eddie
• Zelda
• Potato
• Mine Turtle
• Stegosaurus
• Sheep
• Hungry
• Dad
• Dougall Flopguy
• The Sun
• The Moon (cameo)
• The Muffin Factory Man (cameo)
• I Like Trains Kid (cameo)
• Llama
• You Know Who's Gay? Guy (cameo)
• Desmond the Moon Bear (cameo)

Lyrics 

[Intro] Wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa (Who wants a muffin?)
Wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa

[Verse 1]
Haa, I’m a muffin,
And it’s muffin time!
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die. 

Hey, somebody kill me.
Please, it’s muffin time.
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die!

[Chorus A]
Please, I wanna die, die, die,
Die, die, die,
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

Please, I wanna die, die, die,
Die, die, die,
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

[Verse 2]
Die, potato, die!
I baked you a pie!
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie!

Dad, I’m hungry!
Hi, hungry, I’m dad!
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?!

I’m gonna do an internet!
Well, I’m gonna do a book!
You’re leavin’ me?
I met a real man

Hey buddy, look, over here!
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind!
You’re gonna die!
We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly!

[Chorus B]
We’re all gonna die, die, die,
Die, die, die, (Pie, pie, pie)
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die! (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna die, die, die, (Ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die, (Hi, hi, hi)
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

[Verse 3]
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Got your nose!
Look out, he’s got a nose!
Is this you? (Yes)
Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane!
I like trains.
Honey, I’m pregnant...
I can explain!

No! Don’t jump!
Okay, jump now.
I have no idea how to breathe.
Meow, meow, I’m a cow.

Hey, you got a license for that?
You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
No, llama, no!

[Chorus C]
Die, die, die,
Die, die, die, (Pi, pi, pi)
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die! (Y, y, y)

Please, I wanna die, die, die, (No, llama, no)
Die, die, die, (High, high, high)
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

[Bridge]
Even though letting go feels right,
I can’t afford to say goodbye.
You and I are bound together,
Especially since cartoons live forever.

[Chorus D]
Please, I wanna die, die, die,
We're all gonna die, die, die, (Pie, pie, pie)
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die! (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna die, die, die, (No, llama, no)
Die, die, die, (High, high, high)
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Outro]
It’s muffin time,
'Cause I wanna die, die, die!

Notes

• TomSka, assuring audiences that the video is not meant to say he hates asdfmovie (quite the opposite), explained in his vlog "Do I Hate asdfmovie?" that the song is mostly about his feelings on how long the series has been going on and how difficult it is for him to relate to the circa-2007 humor the series is based off of.
• In the shots of TomSka at convention appearances for asdfmovie, he is featured with two characters from the series (one who looks like the I Like Trains Kid and the other one who taught the Llama to drive), who gradually disappear. This represents the death of his friend Edd Gould and the breakdown of his friendship with Chris Bingham, who respectively voiced these characters.
• This song was used frequently on the social media platform TikTok, getting a lot of hate for that reason.