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ultrasdf is a YouTube Poop version of multiple asdfmovie skits. Published by RemSlyPro, it was released on April 29th, 2015.

Transcript

I Got Pie

Guy: Hey, what'd you get for your birthday?

Birthday Guy: I got pie!

Guy: Hahahaha!

(Birthday Guy rapidly distorts)

Birthday Guy: Hnnnnnggggghhh..

Guy: AAAAAAAH! (shift to Birthday Guy as a pie in the oven) That is weird.

(static)

Mr. Burger

Burger: Hey, Joey! You wanna eat me?!

Joey: No thanks, Mr. Burger!

Burger: But I wanna die!

(static)

Wrong Lever

(Guy pulls a light switch and falls in a hole)

Guy: AAAAAAAH! That is weird.

(static)

You suck at this game!

Girl 1: (holding a knife) Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?

Girl 2: Sure!

(Girl 2 gets stabbed)

Girl 1: Man, you suck at this game!

Robbery

(phone rings, guy picks it up, and gun pulls)

Robber: "This is a robbery."

(guy hangs up)

Guy: AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Llama

Clown: Haha! They said I could never teach llama to drive!

Llama: BAAAAAAAAA--

Clown: No, Llama, Nooo!

(The Llama flies off a cliff.)

(static)

Mine Turtle

Guy: Hello, Mine Turtle.

Mine Turtle: Hello!

Man: Oh no, I am NOT stepping on you.

(Car crashes and llama runs around screen)

Explosive Button

(guy presses a button labeled the "Explosive")

(Banjo and Other Guy 2 explodes in volume 3 after guy presses the button)

Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Apples!

Harold hit by train

Harold: What are you up to, son?

I Like Trains Kid (aka Ryan): I like trains.

Harold: Haha! Yes, you do.

(long and awkward pause)

(Harold is hit by train)

Die Potato but it's Opposite Day

(Man points at potato)

Man: Die, Potato!

Potato: Noooo! But it's opposite day.

Man: Oh NOOOOOOO!

(Potato shoots at the man)

(Tombstone says R.I.P On Opposite Day)

Alien destroy the people

Citizen 1: (spots a flying saucer) Alien attack!

Conspiracy Theorist: Oh, no! Giant flying SHEE-

Save Me SuperGuy

Victim: Save me, SuperGuy!

SuperGuy: No.

Tree Powers

(This continues the last skit)

Die Potato/Mine Turtle

Don't Think About...

Guy 1: Quick, don't think about

(Guy 2 

Turn that Frown Up

New Dog

Man 1: Hey man! Look at my new dog!

Man 2: Oh yeah? There's no dog there.

It's You

Teenager: Who parked my car...on their sandwich?!

Father (singing): ♪ It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! ♪

Dougall Flopguy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

Teenager: OOOOYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH-

(explodes)

Desmond on TV

(Desmond the Moon Bear is being shown on a hologram TV)

(Desmond the Moon Bear intro music playing with a flute, some drums and every music)

Singers: ♪ DESMOND THE MOON BEAR! ♪

(The little girl smiles.)

(Desmond's skeleton on the moon is shown)

Screen: The End.

Little girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Finale

Both (offscreen): WOOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

(dog panting)

Owner: You're adopted!

The End Button

Man: You can.

(Man 2 presses a button labeled "THE END BUTTON")

No, wait!

What have you done?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

You're a diiiiiiiiiiiiiick--

You've killed us all!

Man 2: Hmm.

(Tombstone reads R.I.P for Everyasdf)

Trivia

  • The line What have you done? is from Asdfmovie9 which was released 3 months later.
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