ultrasdf is a YouTube Poop version of multiple asdfmovie skits. Published by RemSlyPro, it was released on April 29th, 2015.
I Got Pie
Guy: Hey, what'd you get for your birthday?
Birthday Guy: I got pie!
(Birthday Guy rapidly distorts)
Birthday Guy: Hnnnnnggggghhh..
Guy: AAAAAAAH! (shift to Birthday Guy as a pie in the oven) That is weird.
Burger: Hey, Joey! You wanna eat me?!
Joey: No thanks, Mr. Burger!
Burger: But I wanna die!
(Guy pulls a light switch and falls in a hole)
Guy: AAAAAAAH! That is weird.
You suck at this game!
Girl 1: (holding a knife) Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?
Girl 2: Sure!
(Girl 2 gets stabbed)
Girl 1: Man, you suck at this game!
(phone rings, guy picks it up, and gun pulls)
Robber: "This is a robbery."
(guy hangs up)
Guy: AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Clown: Haha! They said I could never teach llama to drive!
Clown: No, Llama, Nooo!
(The Llama flies off a cliff.)
Guy: Hello, Mine Turtle.
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Man: Oh no, I am NOT stepping on you.
(Car crashes and llama runs around screen)
(guy presses a button labeled the "Explosive")
(Banjo and Other Guy 2 explodes in volume 3 after guy presses the button)
Other Guy 1 (in volume 3): Apples!
Harold hit by train
Harold: What are you up to, son?
I Like Trains Kid (aka Ryan): I like trains.
Harold: Haha! Yes, you do.
(long and awkward pause)
(Harold is hit by train)
Die Potato but it's Opposite Day
(Man points at potato)
Man: Die, Potato!
Potato: Noooo! But it's opposite day.
Man: Oh NOOOOOOO!
(Potato shoots at the man)
(Tombstone says R.I.P On Opposite Day)
Alien destroy the people
Citizen 1: (spots a flying saucer) Alien attack!
Conspiracy Theorist: Oh, no! Giant flying SHEE-
Save Me SuperGuy
Victim: Save me, SuperGuy!
(This continues the last skit)
Die Potato/Mine Turtle
Don't Think About...
Guy 1: Quick, don't think about
Turn that Frown Up
Man 1: Hey man! Look at my new dog!
Man 2: Oh yeah? There's no dog there.
Teenager: Who parked my car...on their sandwich?!
Father (singing): ♪ It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! It's you, hey you! ♪
Dougall Flopguy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
Desmond on TV
(Desmond the Moon Bear is being shown on a hologram TV)
(Desmond the Moon Bear intro music playing with a flute, some drums and every music)
Singers: ♪ DESMOND THE MOON BEAR! ♪
(The little girl smiles.)
(Desmond's skeleton on the moon is shown)
Screen: The End.
Little girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Both (offscreen): WOOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!
Owner: You're adopted!
The End Button
Man: You can.
(Man 2 presses a button labeled "THE END BUTTON")
What have you done?
You're a diiiiiiiiiiiiiick--
You've killed us all!
Man 2: Hmm.
(Tombstone reads R.I.P for Everyasdf)
- The line What have you done? is from Asdfmovie9 which was released 3 months later.