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Asdfmovie1

  • Mario pretends to take Yoshi's nose, and then Bowser appears and says "Look out, he's got a nose!" and shoots his gun.
  • Donkey Kong asks Wario that his tie is evil and is going to kill him, and after Wario backs away, Donkey Kong tells it not to hurt him, and the tie laughs evilly.
  • Luigi says hello to a parking meter, and it says hello back.
  • Wario gets Waluigi to smell his flower. Waluigi does, and a monster pops out of Wario's belly.
  • Bowser presses a pointless button, and nothing happens.
  • Wario gets punched by Donkey Kong and he gets angry eyebrows. The text, "Level up!" then appears.
  • Boo robs Princess Daisy, and Yoshi uses his tree powers to save Princess Daisy, but it causes Yoshi to turn into a tree.
  • Bowser kills a potato by stepping on it.
  • Mario cuts a cake, then a cake becomes hurt from getting cut by a knife, it then falls off the table, much to the despair of Mario and the cake's children, the cupcakes.
  • Lakitu asks Shy Guy who is due, and it is him, until Shy Guy sticks a knife on him.

Asdfmovie2

  • Mario bakes Luigi a pie. Luigi asks what flavor it is and Mario says it is pie-flavored, and another pie pops out of the pie.
  • Princess Peach likes to sing, Waluigi likes to dance, and Lakitu likes trains. Lakitu then gets ran over by a train.
  • Donkey Kong tells Diddy Kong that it says "gullible" on the ceiling. Later, Diddy Kong realizes that Donkey Kong stole his lungs.
  • Mario tries to kill a potato, but it is wearing sunglasses and holding up a gun, since it doesn't want to die.
  • Bowser says people say he can never teach a llama to drive, until a llama drives off a cliff, much to Bowser's sadness.
  • Shy Guy says he might be high. Bullet Bill asks how can he tell, and Shy Guy vomits a rainbow.
  • Boo asks a horse if it's a man or a mouse.
  • Daisy tells several Yoshis that she brought them some cookies. Suddenly, Lakitu appears and says he likes trains, then gets ran over by a train.
  • On a show called "The Moon Goomba", a Goomba wonders how he got in the moon, and then a black screen saying "The End" appears.
  • Koopa Troopa is reading a book and says he can't read.
  • Toad challenges Bowser to an item fight, but Bowser is allergic to adorableness. A Bob-omb then hits his face and Bowser finds it adorable, and then we see a grave saying "R.I.P." as a dramatic tune plays.
  • Donkey Kong asks Lakitu what he is up to, then Lakitu says he likes trains, Donkey Kong tells Lakitu that is what he does.
  • Paragoomba asks Shy Guy who is dew, but before he could finish his sentence, he and Shy Guy get ran over by a train.
  • Mario says he can't wait to eat his bagel, but Luigi says he actually can. Mario tells him that he is right.

Asdfmovie3

  • Mario tells Luigi that he has got a new dog, but when Luigi looks down, he realizes that there is no dog, and Mario and Luigi yell aggressively.
  • Bowser asks a Goomba if he ate his sandwich, and Goomba says he is Bowser's sandwich, and gets eaten by him.
  • Wario gets Donkey Kong to hold a bomb, Later, Wario gets it back and thanks him.
  • Diddy Kong was about to eat his salad when Donkey Kong begins to punch the salad.
  • Lakitu says he does not like gravity and floats upwards. Shy Guy then smiles.
  • Bullet Bill notices that there is something on Toad's face. He punches it, and says it was pain.
  • Donkey Kong is still punching Diddy Kong's salad, and Diddy Kong screams.
  • Bowser tells Bob-omb not to touch the cactus. However, Bob-omb is drawn to the cactus and Bowser tell Bob-omb that he is dead to him.
  • Mario asks Peach why Toad is on fire, but Peach commands Mario to buy him more jewelry,
  • Donkey Kong is still punching Diddy Kong's salad, and Diddy Kong punches Donkey Kong.
  • Mario tries to kill a potato, but Lakitu says he likes trains, causing Mario and the potato to get ran over by a train,

Asdfmovie4

  • Mario decides to do an internet, so he presses a key and a rainbow pops out of the screen. Luigi decides to do a book, so he touches it, but nothing happens.
  • On a show called "The Science Show", Waluigi asks for a piano, but a piano falls on him and wonders whose idea this is.
  • Shy Guy picks up a phone and the caller tells him this is a robbery, and Shy Guy hangs up the phone.
  • Diddy Kong comes out of another Diddy Kong's body, and Donkey Kong says "Oh!".
  • Wario tells Toad that he can't skate there, but Toad tells Wario that he can't tell him what to do, until he steps on a mine, revealing that it is a mine field.
  • Yoshi wants to be a pie, then we see a pie in the oven and we hear the same dramatic tune and Princess Peach becomes sad about Yoshi's death.
  • Goomba compliments that Mario has a nice hat and says he was being sarcastic, but Mario stole Goomba's face.
  • A chair asks Lakitu if he likes her new shoes, but Lakitu tells her she is a chair.
  • Luigi travels back to the prehistoric times and gets stepped on by a stegosaurus.
  • Bowser tries to mug Toad, but Toad says Bowser is getting mugged. Bowser then gets scared as his guns falls out of his hands.
  • Donkey Kong throws a ball to Toad, but when Toad tries to catch the ball, the balls goes big and crushes him.
  • Boo challenges to a banana fight, but the banana shoots him.
  • Light-Blue Yoshi says there is an alien attacking. Bowser throws cheese at the UFO, and everyone cheers.
  • Bob-omb says he wants to go to the moon when he grows up, and Mario kicks him up into space.

Asdfmovie5

  • Luigi tells Mario to play the scene about falling down the stairs, and Mario falls down the stairs and lands on a piano.
  • Bowser tells Toad that he has a very severe case of baby voice, and Toad cries like a baby.
  • Donkey Kong says hello to a Mine Turtle, and Wario steps on it, causing him and the Mine Turtle to explode.
  • Lakitu asks Shy Guy if he wants to play video games, but Shy Guy says no because Lakitu always beats him, Lakitu then punches Shy Guy and tells him not to tell anyone.
  • Waluigi is about to fall off a ledge, until an invisible army carries him.
  • Bowser asks Luigi if he is going to run out of muffins, and Luigi says no because he works at a muffin factory.
  • Diddy Kong wonders if his pony could fly, and the pony flies.
  • We see text saying "And now, Yoshis!", then a Pink Yoshi and a Light-Blue Yoshi have a conversation with each other and think they are in sync.
  • Princess Peach shows Princess Daisy a turtle, but it turns out to be a Mine Turtle, as it backflips out of Princess Peach's hands, causing Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and the Mine Turtle to explode.
  • Donkey Kong tries to punch Shy Guy in the face, but Shy Guy says it is opposite, so Donkey Kong gets punched,
  • Luigi does not want to step on the Mine Turtle, and the llama crashes its car and runs away.
  • Mario asks a pony if he ever got tired of being random, and Mario says he ain't got tired of being random, and he is now a pony.

Asdfmovie6

  • Donkey Kong punches Mario's face in the face.
  • Lakitu teaches Luigi and several Yoshis at a standing up school, and Luigi fails because he fell down.
  • Toad is playing a trumpet, but Wario asks him if he has a license. Toad then blows the trumpet in his ear, killing himself.
  • Someone from offscreen tells a knock-knock joke, Koopa Troopa wonders who is there, and it is the door, as the door opens on him,
  • Diddy Kong asks Shy Guy if he knows that carrots are good for his eyes. Shy Guy then sticks carrots in his eyes and tells Diddy Kong that he lied.
  • Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi are singing "Hello", when Waluigi steps on a Mine Turtle, causing the Mine Turtle, Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi to explode.
  • Princess Peach finds a puppy, but Mario tells him to be careful, as if it has a knife. The puppy says it doesn't have a knife.
  • Mario does the flop with several Yoshis.
  • A Mario character from offscreen says hello to a burger, the burger says it used to be a cow.
  • We see text saying, "And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen from really far away." We then see two Marios in volume 2, with one of them telling them that if they have a menu. The other Mario explodes, and the first Mario says "Apples!".
  • A pony is flying as the Magical Pony song plays. Bowser tells Wario to shoot it down. Wario shoots the pony down and it dies.
  • Paragoomba says he has no idea how to breathe.
  • Donkey Kong asks Bob-omb what he is drawing. Bob-omb says he is drawing a bear. It is revealed that Bob-omb drew on the bear, and the bear eats Bob-omb.
  • Princess Daisy tells Bob-omb here comes the airplane. Bob-omb then opens his mouth and a plane crashes into the house.
  • Toad is choking and Mario asks if there is a doctor. Luigi says he is a doctor, but Mario tells him he is a nerd. Mario and Toad then high-five each other.

Asdfmovie7

  • Mario asks Luigi what he got for his birthday, and Luigi says he got older, then Luigi ages and Mario thinks it is weird.
  • Princess Peach asks Princess Daisy if she wants to play "Catch The Knife". Princess Daisy says yes but then gets shot, as Princess Peach says she is bad at the game.
  • Wario tells Princess Daisy that he caught Toad doing homework, and Princess Daisy wonders what has gone wrong.
  • A muffin asks Mario if he wants to eat it because it wants to die, but Mario refuses.
  • Lakitu asks Princess Peach if she wants to go to the prom, but Princess Peach says she is a ghost, and then gets shot by an offscreen criminal and turns into a ghost.
  • Wario asks Waluigi if he wants to take their stuff outside, Waluigi says yes, and Wario and Waluigi go outside and Wario says it's a lovely evening and Waluigi says it is a really good idea.
  • Light-Blue Yoshi tells Yoshi not to jump because he has so much to live for. Mario then does the flop with the other Yoshis and the green Yoshi flops off the building and bleeds.
  • Wario says he is so full. The muffin asks Wario if he has any room left for him because he wants to die, but Wario says no.
  • Luigi asks Piranha Plant if he is an angel, because he is allergic to feathers. Luigi then pukes at Piranha Plant.
  • Diddy Kong asks another Diddy Kong that he is a very tall midget.
  • Koopa Troopa asks Luigi to turn his frown upside-down. Luigi does and turns his head upside-down and falls down.
  • On a show called, "The Moon Goomba", we see Goomba as a skeleton, and then we switch to a screen saying, "The End".
  • Toad pulls a rope, and the backgrounds become drawings. Toad then screams and runs away.
  • Mario asks Donkey Kong if he wants a banana, and then Mario and Donkey Kong scream, then the muffin appears and asks everyone who wants to eat it.

Asdfmovie8

  • A Lakitu is sing "I Love You Baby", but Princess Daisy tells Lakitu to stay away from Baby Mario, but Baby Mario says he loves Lakitu.
  • Bullet Bill is afraid of backstories. Shy Guy asks him when it all started, then Bullet Bill screams.
  • Mario asks what time it is, the muffin says it is muffin time, but the Goomba says it is actually 12:30.
  • Princess Daisy asks Princess Peach to pay for her food, but Princess Peach says no and pukes out a burger.
  • Princess Peach tells Baby Mario not to cry, but Baby Mario doesn't stop crying, making Princess Peach say her date is the worst ever.
  • We see text saying, "And now, a cow pretending to be a man". Waluigi asks Wario if he is a cow. Wario says no and the cow says it isn't a cow either and invites them to skateboard.
  • Princess Peach says her boyfriend said she is the most beautiful girl in the world, Princess Daisy says her boyfriend said it too, Princess Peach stabs Princess Daisy with a knife and tells her that there can only be one most beautiful girl.
  • Bowser is scared, thinking there are giant flying sheep, but Kamek tells him that they are clouds.
  • Diddy Kong asks Dixie Kong if she is leaving him, and Dixie Kong says she met a real man, which is the cow pretending to be a man, who asks them if they want to skateboard.
  • Luigi tells Baby Luigi that he is adopted, then Baby Luigi becomes sad as a high-pitched dramatic tune plays.
  • Lakitu tells a knock-knock joke and says a mirror is there. Lakitu then says he is lonely.
  • Kamek asks Shy Guy is he would like to see a magic trick, and Shy Guy says no.
  • Koopa Troopa looks at a little Yoshi, which makes a baby sound. He then sees a big Yoshi, which says "Wah!" in a deep voice.
  • Mario finds that Baby Mario, Baby Peach, Bullet Bill, and Toad are dead and wonders what kind of man would kill them, and it turns out to be the cow pretending to be a man, who whispers "Skateboards".

Asdfmovie9

  • Princess Daisy asks Toad to take out the Goomba, Toad then agrees and stomps the Goomba, but Princess Daisy meant to take it for a walk.
  • Bob-omb is singing while walking down the road, when Lakitu disrupts him, causing Bob-omb to explode.
  • Princess Peach asks Luigi what the Blooper's name is, and the Blooper says his owner's name is Luigi.
  • Bowser Jr. tells Bowser that he is hungry, and Bowser names Bowser Jr. "hungry" as a joke.
  • Bullet Bill tells Shy Guy that he is going to die, but Shy Guy says he and his friends are all going to die.
  • We see a Koopa Shell standing on a Brick Block, then a Koopa Troopa walks to it and gasps.
  • Dixie Kong sees a Koopa Paratroopa, but Diddy Kong tells her not to grab it, but it's too late, as Koopa Paratroopa flies away with Dixie Kong, telling him that Dixie Kong is now his.
  • Mario, holding a 1-Up Mushroom, asks Wario if he is hungry, Wario says no and says he is crazy. Wario is then revealed to be talking to a Question Block.
  • A Goomba falls down the stairs.
  • Waluigi asks Princess Peach if she is going to eat Baby Luigi, and Princess Peach says no and tells Waluigi he can have Baby Luigi.
  • Luigi's cellphone rings, and Luigi picks it up and the caller says he loves trains, causing Luigi to get ran over by a train.
  • Rosalina tells a Piranha Plant that she is pregnant and can explain.
  • Princess Peach tells Luigi that they should just be friends.
  • Yoshi wonders what the buttons does. When he presses it, several Toads appear.
  • Bowser Jr, asks Mario if he wants to see an impression of his dad, and Mario says yes. Bowser Jr, then turns into Bowser, and Mario thinks it is funny.

Asdfmovie10

  • Bowser Jr. tells Lakitu not to jump. Bowser Jr. turns on a camera and tells Lakitu to jump.
  • Luigi asks Mario if he wants a piece of him, and Mario says yes, and is given a piece of Luigi.
  • Princess Daisy asks several Toads who is ready to draw, and the Toad says they are ready to draw, Princess Daisy then tells them to draw, and she and the Toads shoot their guns.
  • Paratroopa tells an offscreen person to hit the apple. Then a fireball is thrown at the apple and Paratroopa cheers, but is smashed by the tree.
  • Light-Blue Yarn Yoshi asks what time it is, and Pink Yarn Yoshi says it is medication time and takes medication, turning him and Light-Blue Yarn Yoshi to turn back into normal Yoshis.
  • Baby Peach is chasing a Bullet Bill, when she is killed by Captain Falcon's Falcon Kick.
  • Princess Peach tells Dr, Mario that she is not like other girls because she has snake arms. If you look closely, her arms are Snake from Metal Gear.
  • Donkey Kong tells Diddy Kong that he has to let him go, and Diddy Kong is scared and flies away.
  • Waluigi asks Wario if it is him, and Wario says yes, and the two say hello.
  • Bowser asks Bowser Jr. that here comes the trainsgender guy, and then someone offscreen says he likes trains, causing Bowser and Bowser Jr. to get ran over by a train.
  • Dixie Kong wishes to fly, and Kamek grants her wish, then Dixie Kong starts flying and hits the ceiling so hard she dies.
  • Light-Blue Yoshi goes "Beep, Beep I'm A Yoshi", then the Green Yarn Yoshi makes a Yoshi sound.
  • Koopa Troopa says he hates child murders, and Shy Guy says here comes one now. The two are then chased by Baby Mario trying to kill them with a knife.
  • Boo does a cannonball and crashes into Captain Wario's ship, causing it to explode.
  • Light-Blue Yarn Yoshi sing part of the "Beep, Beep, I'm A Yarn Yoshi", with Green Yarn Yoshi wearing a cap and Pink Yarn Yoshi wearing shades.
  • Luigi tells Baby Luigi that he had the happiest day of his life. Rosalina then appears and sing "If You're Happy And You Know It", telling him to clap his hands, Luigi does, and he drops Baby Luigi and screams.
  • Waluigi pops out of Diddy Kong's body and asks Princess Peach if she has seen his lemons because he wants them.
  • Wario says he doesn't want to be fat and holds up a gun, then we see a scene of one of his celebrations from Mario Strikers Charged telling him it's okay to be fat.
  • Yarn Poochy tries to sing "Meow, Meow, I'm A Poochy", but Light-Blue Yarn Yoshi interrupts him by saying "No!"

Asdfmovie11

  • Baby Peach wants an ice cream, but Bowser asks her to use the magic word first, so Baby Peach says "MEMACUS ICE CREAMACUS" backwards, turning Bowser into an ice cream,
  • Goomba tells an 8-bit Mario that is the 80's fault and want him dead, so he shoots him, but 8-bit Mario jumps too many times.
  • Boo feels carsick and pukes a car at Koopa Troopa.
  • Luigi is holding Baby Luigi and Princess Daisy says babies grow up so fast. Princess Peach wanders if they do and explodes, revealing Toad saying that he has been born.
  • Meta Knight sentences Rosalina to jazz and makes her play a song with a trumpet.
  • Mario tells Diddy Kong to pull his finger. Diddy Kong then pulls Mario's finger.
  • Light-Blue Yarn Yoshi is crying and Mario tells him that boys don't cry, turning Light-Blue Yarn Yoshi into a Pink Yarn Yoshi.
  • Bowser Jr. is scared that there is a giant bee. As the screen zooms out, he is standing next to the letter B and Honey Queen eats him.
  • Dr. Mario tells Goomba that he has one year to live, and Mario stomps Goomba.
  • Bowser asks Mario if his girlfriend is single.
  • Kirby asks Wario if it's his ride. Wario says no and says it's Kirby's car and drives away in it.
  • After a countdown from five to one, 8-bit Mario hits it and Luigi's groaning can be heard.
  • Mario makes Luigi jump by saying "BOO!". It is then revealed that Luigi is falling off a building.
  • Donkey Kong and Baby Mario ask each other that they are looking fine.
  • Mario opens the door, which reveals Bullet Bill killing him by farting.
  • Koopa Troopa finds a hearing aid in Dixie Kong's ear.
  • Princess Peach tells someone from offscreen that she loves them, when Bullet Bill kills her the same way he killed Mario.
  • Waluigi has a knife on him. Bowser decides to take care of him because he is a doctor of psychology. Bowser asks Waluigi how it makes him feel.
  • We see texting saying "And now, the award for best sarcasm goes to this guy", and Wario thanks everyone for giving him the award for sarcasm.
  • Rosalina gives Toad a present for his tenth birthday. Toad tells Rosalina that it isn't what he wanted. Suddenly, Bullet Bill attaches to Rosalina and kills Toad the same way he killed Mario and Princess Peach.
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